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Eugene

When the Cat Befriended the Mouse, There Wasn't A Dry Eye in the House.

About Me

I was born in Kingston hospital on the day the current Minorcan flag was adopted, making my birth close to the most interesting thing to happen on that day. It was a Monday. My first memory is moving house when I was 2. I used to have curly hair, until I was about 4. I invented the hexagon. Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles got me through primary school. I went to Normandy once. I used to like basketball, until I found music. I hold the world record for consecutive cartwheels. I took guitar lessons when I was 8, I don't recommend it. I taught myself when I was 14, I recommend that. I was a backing singer for Heaven 17. I used to be a whizz at mathematics but I lost interest in academia at college. Like Ainsley Harriott, I was a ballboy at Wimbledon, unlike Ainsley Harriott I am not an eccentric chef. I once had a pager. I can whistle. I've never been to Cuba. I'd use myspace a lot more were it not for Macy's. The chicken came first

My Interests

George S Patton, Bernard Montgomory, Charles De Gaulle, Napoleon Bonaparte, Julius Caesar

I'd like to meet:

People in Real life, then add them here.

Music:

The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Radiohead, The Doors, Manic Street Preachers, Ash, Catatonia, Bruce Springsteen, The Killers, Kaiser Chiefs, Kasabian, Mansun, Garbage, Portishead, The Delgados, Donovan, Goldfrapp, Extreme, Girls Aloud, The Cooper Temple Clause, Soulwax, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Blur, Air, Dandy Warhols, Duran Duran, Velvet Underground, Muse, Slade, The Strokes, The Rolling Stones, Wham!, The Long Blondes, The Pipettes, Howling Bells, Late of the Pier, Klaxons

Movies:

Back to the Future, The Usual Suspects, Dial M for Murder, The Godfather Part 2, The Shawshank Redemption, 12 Angry Men, Local Hero, The Third Man, Leon, It's A Wonderful Life, Apocalypse Now, The Great Escape, This is Spinal Tap, The General, Doctor Zhivago, Vertigo, Arsenic and Old Lace, Jules et Jim, L'Appartement, My Fair Lady, Sunset Boulevard, Blow-up, They Shoot Horses Don't They, The Go-Between, Rear Window, Taxi Driver, Dr Strangelove, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Crying Game, Night Must Fall, V for Vendetta, High Hopes, Memento

Television:

When I used to watch it, I enjoyed: Neighbours, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Eggheads, How 2, Noel's House Party, The Magic Roundabout, Match of the Day,

Books:

The Picture of Dorian Grey, 1984, The Magus, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy, Down and Out in Paris and London

Heroes:

William G Stewart, Pat Cash, Peter Cockcroft, Aunt Bessie, DJ Jazzy Jeff, Bixente Lizarazu, Louis XIV, Elton John, Alvin, Lyle Lovett, George Wendt, Simon, Russell Ash, Sister Wendy, Mary Berry, Theodore, Barry Chuckle, Bernard (but not his twin brother John), Mr Waters, Olivia Pavone, RACHEL MATHIAS, oh and marlons alright i spose. i love marg