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Im a true movie buff and love nothing better than going to the cinema with a huge bucket of popcorn and watching any old trash. I also enjoy swimming, music, hopping, bopping, sipping and tripping, along with random surreptitious drunken boredom mischief mwahahahaha"Of course, it's a slippery slope from there, isn't it? Diamond White for breakfast, making a pass at your son?s best friend, waking up in a strange bed with a lorry driver from Wetherby, before you know it you're slumped by the war memorial in a pool of your own pee, singing "Lady Marmalade" at the top of your voice, never thinking your employer might be driving past on her way to the sauna."

My Blog

Manchester Urbis

Em 'Childs play at the Urbis' Jane getting in on the action. Graffiti Pics A map of the UK showing every single Chinese Takeaway.  Each takeaway is marked with a red flag.  Em and Joe...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 15:33:00 GMT

Broomhall a go go

This week i visited Stirling and stayed in a lovely little castle for 3 nights. Check it out........ When i'm feeling better i may well post a picture diary with (wait for it) comments.
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 20:20:00 GMT

Big Yellow balls of delight

I truly love Wimbledon.  It is the ultimate tennis tournament and the penultimate summer sporting tradition, second only to inappropriately removing one's shirt in public and challengin...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 08:58:00 GMT

I think i have alien hand

Last night i was having a conversation with a friend and as usual it turned to Sssssssss - Yes thats right Syndromes.  I was laughing and talking about a syndrome called alien hand.  I went...
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 20:05:00 GMT

Things that make me go HAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa

         
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 15:09:00 GMT

11 years

Today it's our 11 year anniversary. Love you babe.     
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:53:00 GMT

so so so so so so so so so so so excited

"I'm moving home". There I said it, those three words that now strike gut wrenching anxiety, empty pockets and a telephone manner my mother would definitely NOT be happy about! I put my house up for ...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 09:33:00 GMT

Donkey

Sometimes I do despair, other times I bite my tongue and sometimes I just cannot stand the immature mood swings, vengeful rivalry, and fiefdoms reminiscent of imperial Chinese literature.  Its d...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 15:51:00 GMT

I bleached my hair and it turned ginger

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck............... I really don't know what happened.  I bleached my hair and it turned a gingery type colour that i really do not like.  I want Helsinki. I gu...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 20:04:00 GMT

We'll have a rail ole time

A trip in the sunshine is such a pleasant way to spend the day. Wouldn't you agree? I mean what better time of year than (right fucking now) to drop everything and head out to catch those shy lil sun ...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 15:47:00 GMT