Octopus hands...LMAO!!!!
Symbolic?
This is my next car...I'm hoping in the next 2 years I'll have it..:) UPDATE: OMG I just checked a finance calculator...This is $2,779.45 a month!!! Uh, I better start working VERY hard....HHAHA LMAO!
UPDATE: So, here are some more realistic wish list items...This one will be in a month. I'm going to test ride this weekend..
and this one will probably be for xmas...I wonder how much I would have paid down my loan by then..we'll have to see when the time comes. I'm not 100% sure, but I think the girl comes with the car....Shucky Ducky! UPDATE: I'm test driving this week. I'll let yall know. I think it's a 60/40 that I'll get it. Cross your fingers....UPDATE: Damn I don't know...
So, Sprint sucks and my phone is jacking up. I have some more pictures of my road trip to Crested Butte, CO. I'll be adding more soon. Check out the album...Here's a teaser... :) UPDATE: SD card went bad. Lost about 80 pics from CO.
Good gravy, I spent 8 hours at the dealer Saturday. I got almost everything I asked for. I was exhausted when I left there. I think I've officially been pimped! I have more pics in my album... UPDATE: My car has been officially named "Computer" by my beautiful niece, Princess Alex. HAHAHA! It's better than my mom's car....she named that "Hello" HAHAHHAA!!!!!LMAO!
Sign my guestbook dammit!
Don't make me PIMP SLAP YO ASS!!!!
These are a couple more pics from some of the 10 parties we hit this weekend. Black Matt (AKA Mustafa Banker), Darth Vato and Felicia (sniff sniff sniff...'whatcho smokin?')
Last Friday was my Birthday and my cousin was getting married in Vegas Saturday. The whole lot of us ended up there and I guess I'd say at least 40 people total showed up. We had a blast!
I have an album put together, check it out.
Here's the newest part of our family! I held him when he was hours old...I don't think Clarissa named him yet. I'm glad she had a boy! WAY too many females in our family...
UPDATE: The baby's name is Dominick Cole, DCTA...Docta! LATEST UPDATE: DCTA=Docta..his name is Dominck AKA nick.."HI EVERYBODY!" "HI DR. NICK!!" "You see that thing that looks like a finger print? That's not a finger print...THAT'S MASSIVE TRAUMA!" HAHAHA! That's my Nephew! GOONEY GOO GOO!
I make THE BEST stir fry in the world. It's spicy as hell and it's GOUID... You pay for the ingredients, I'll make it for you. And eat it too!
So I thought Assmusen would pull through in Kentucky...Nope!But! We spotted a horse at Lone Star named "Greggo" HAHHA! I got paid $20 on a $2 bet. WOO HOO!!! I celebrated with some Rangers tickets, or at least it paid for valet, ALMOST....
See my homie Sammy Sosa right there? He told me "sup"
Just in case you missed my Bulletin...This is what I look forward to every Mundy :'(
I decided to bring out some green for St. P's. I'M RICH BITCH!!So my new extended family had a 70s party last night. Crazy Venezuelans know how to party! One of the coolest parties I've been to. These pics are bad but you can get the idea.
SNOW DAY!!!!! WOO HOO!!!This is the cutest picture of Princess Alex and her new friend...Check me out! I was King for the day. "King Pimps-A-Lot"!
Here's from my birthday at Twin Peeks back in September. HA HA HA!!
Me and my new neice, Bella...Isn't she cute????
Check out my nephew MGFA. He had to do some tests at the hospital. I called him a robot. HA HA HA!!! I want to get me one of those head things too.
Here's my German niece Avelina and my new German nephew Mateo Christeano
Me and my pinche Homies at Twin Peeks...That place is awesome!
My Hispanic photo shoot. HA HA HA! Coming to a phone book near you.... UPDATE: These are going nationwide! HAHAHAHA!
I can find a casino anywhere...Tampa Hard Rock Elvis had left the building with my money.Just like I thought, Straight from Heaven...YOU HAVE TO CLICK ON THIS THUMBNAIL. HA HA HA! That thing was $16K. Vegas....Going back in SEPT!!!YUP!I don't know who that guy behind me thinks he's fooling, I know he's Lion.Check out "The Mayor" This ol drunk dude was outside the Harley-Davidson Cafe on The Strip talking about, "Those who know don't tell...and those who tell, don't know. DOCTA!"2ND DEGREE F-UP! I guess I was trying to make "Handburgers"I'm Living Life. I look so TPT in my beater. Me and my toy. FYI, traction control doesn't work on ice.