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Captain Spalding

About Me

Captain Spalding focused his shockingly mediocre rhyme talents towards winning the PC Gamer Podcast's 100th episode "Make a :30 Second Radio Spot" contest. Bribes and threats were made, and victory was assured. He further leveraged his skyrocketing fame towards tricking the podcast's engineer and producer Jeremy Williams into crafting "sick beats" with his "mad skills". Plans for global domination were hatched, downloads were made, and it was good. With audio talent secured, Captain Spalding continues down the Path of the Geek, faithful minstrel at his side, writing the rhymes that shall fill every hard drive in the land. The Nerdcore will rise up. Justice will be served. And so will cake. Delicious cake.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 01/11/2007
Band Website: You're looking at it. Jeez.
Band Members: Chad Smith: Raps & NoisesJeremy Williams: Mouse-wheels of Steel
Influences: Gravity, thermodynamics, bandwidth, Moore's Law, quantum mechanics, female humans
Sounds Like: Victory.
Record Label: Unsigned

My Blog

Steamy

Hey there peopleFor those of you looking for me on Steam, I'm |FU|CaptainSpaldingIf I can't add you, it's 'cause I'm so damn popular and my list is full, so don't hold it against me!Word!  Game o...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 01:48:00 GMT

Wow!

Not like, WoW, bot just the regular ol' WOW!  Firstly, PAX was freakin' awesome, aside from the conspicuously absent post-PAX open-mic Nerdcore Night, where rhymes were to be dropped.  Ah, w...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:20:00 GMT

Steam Community

Hey!  You!  If you found this, you've just gained 200 xp and a Potion of Awesomeness!  Send me a friend request in Steam to level up!  Also, a Cloak of April Fresh Scent if you lea...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 01:14:00 GMT