Sam

I am a DEAD purebred, yes that's right, a DEAD purebred Chinese Crested Hairless. I died at age 16 after I was taken in as a rescue over five years ago by Susie Lockheed. I was considered "un-adoptable" by local shelters. Susie took me in on a 48-hour trial period. During that time I lived in a cage because I acted like "Cujo" the rabid dog. Susie had to shove food and water into my cage and run. The 48-hour trial became several days, and then I just walked out of the cage and became one of the pack (other hairless dogs who found harbor in Susie's domain).But now I am dead, seriously! I live in LIMBO awaiting my fate. I pop popcorn and roast marshmallows over the fires of hell and when I'm feeling crazy I hang out with a group of hairless cats that party like there's no tomorrow. Of course in LIMBO there is no tomorrow, so.... Love to all hairless animals because without us there would be no true entertainment in this world. Except when I'm being channeled by a hairy midget from Purgatory!I am SAM - SAM I am.