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Coke Vegan

i'm insignificant. i'm shiny and unique.

About Me

I'm nice. Really. I get hyper way to easily and am easily amused. Saying something like "Turd Ferguson" will keep me laughing for hours on end. Chances are I should probably be on some type of downers. Who knows! I hate when people pronounce words wrong, like when they say "crick" instead of "creek" or "warsh" instead of "wash". I go through cycles of happy and sad very quickly... but I try to keep things on the up side most of the time. I'm always changing. My hair is never the same color for longer than a month. I hate stereotypes. They're stupid. A person is a person, not a name, and I'm living proof of that. I'm a cosmetology student. I love hair. It makes me happy. I have a 1 year old son named Darian who is my entire life. I love my family and friends more than anything and if you mess with them I will kill your soul. My REAL friends also love me very much... and quite a few of them will band together in a crazy destructive force the likes of which you could never dream of just to humiliate your sorry ass if you treat any of us wrongly..... So don't fuck around!!! I love Dance Dance Revolution to a point that it's probably not healthy. I can safely blame Arielle for that one. I make far too many corny jokes and sometimes get told to shut the hell up because I'm stupid. Go figure. I am told that I'm weird. I'm told that I'm a bitch. I'm told that I'm the greatest person in the world, but have also been told I'm worthless. Decide for yourself I guess... Play nice and we should get along fine. Don't play nice and... well... You'll learn the hard way. Oh yeah and if you attempt to add me, and I don't add you, message me. Sometimes my friend requests mess up and I don't see them. Soooooooo yeah.
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My Interests

My son, music, cosmetology, movies, reading, Jhonen Vasquez, painting, writing, anime, video games...lots of them.... I'm a DDRaholic!!!
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I'd like to meet:

Interesting people. People fascinate me, and the more complicated the person the more they captivate me. To be quite honest, I will probably talk to you even if you aren't interesting. But you'd better be nice.... otherwise I will eat your heart. : ) Zombie Charles Nelson Reilly because I adore him even in death. R.I.P. buddy!
Getting Something "From Nothing"!

Music:

My musical taste is VERY diverse... so here's a bunch of stuff that I like: 30 Seconds to Mars 10000 Maniacs, 4 Non Blondes, Aaliyah, Abba, Paula Abdul, Ryan Adams, Alisha's Attic, Alanis Morissette (Jagged Little Pill only), Alice Cooper, Alice in Chains, Alien Ant Farm, Tori Amos, Anberlin, Ani Difranco, Annie Lennox, A Perfect Circle, Aphex Twin, Fiona Apple, Audio Adrenaline, B 52's, Erykah Badu, Barenaked Ladies, Bauhaus, Beastie Boys, Beck, Bee Gees, Ben Folds, Better than Ezra, Bif Naked, Billy Idol, Bjork, Black Eyed Peas, Blind Melon, Blonde Redheads, Blondie, Blue Oyster Cult, Blues Traveler, Blur, Bobby Darin, Bon Jovi (not their newer stuff though), Steve Burns, Butthole Surfers, BuzzPoets, David Bowie, Bush, Busta Rhymes, Cake, Carly Simon, The Clarks, Eric Clapton, Cliff Richard, Coheed and Cambria, Collective Soul, Concrete Blonde, Phil Collins, Cranberries, The Cure, Cyndi Lauper, Dave Navarro, Days of the New, Depeche Mode, Devo, Distillers, Disturbed, Duran Duran, DMX, The Doors, Dope, Dream Theater, Echo and the Bunnymen, Elton John, Enigma, Enya, Eurythmics, Flyleaf, Fozzy, Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Fuel, Nelly Furtado, Peter Gabriel, Diamanda Galas, Garbage, Gary Jules, Genesis, George Clinton, Gin Blossoms, Godsmack, Goo Goo Dolls, Gorillaz (I hate the Feel Good Inc. song though), Ali when she pretends she's Macy Gray, Guano Apes, Guns N Roses, Gwar (only when I'm in the mood for them), Horrorpops, Iggy Pop, Natalie Imbruglia, Incubus, Indigo Girls, In This Moment, INXS, Iron Maiden, Jamiroquai, Jane's Addiction, Janis Joplin, Jefferson Airplane, Jem and the Hollograms, Jethro Tull, Joan Jett, Journey, Keith Sweat, KISS, Kittie, Kylie Minogue, Lacuna Coil, Jonny Lang, Lil' Kim, Lisa Loeb, Lit, Little T & One Track Mike, Live, Lou Reed, Ludacris, Luscious Jackson, Madonna (old stuff.. after the Ray of Light album she started to suck pretty bad), Manic Street Preachers, Marcy Playground, Marilyn Manson, Matisyahu, Sarah McLaChlan, Natalie Merchant, Milla Jovovich, Misfits (Believe it or not I like them better without Danzig), Missy Elliot, Modest Mouse, Monkees, Motorhead, Mr. Big, Mudvayne (new stuff), Murderdolls, Mya, New Order, Nickelback... but only Leader of Men... after that they blew, Nightmare of You, No Doubt... before they sold out, Oasis, Offspring, Oingo Boingo, Oleander, Orgy, Otep, Our Lady Peace, Papa Roach... their new stuff, Peaches, Pennywise, Pillar, Pink Floyd, Pixies, Placebo, Porno For Pyros, the Presidends of the United States of America, Prodigy, Queen, Queensryche, Radiohead, Rammstein, Ramones, Randy Newman, Rasputina, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Right Said Fred, Rilo Kiley, The Rolling Stones, Save Ferris, Scissor Sisters, Sevendust, Sex Pistols, Silverchair, Simon & Garfunkel, Sinead OConnor, Siouxsie and the Banshees Sister Hazel, Smashing Pumpkins, Soft Cell, Spacehog, Stabbing Westward, Stellastarr, Sting, Sublime, Switchblade Symphony, Tantric, t.A.T.u., Tears for Fears, Tegan and Sara, Tenacious D, They Might Be Giants, Tom Waits, Tool, Twisted Sister, Veruca Salt, Wham! (Yes I know I'm lame), the White Stripes, White Zombie, Willie Nelson, XTC, Yeah Yeah Yeahs and LOADS more!!

Movies:

I mostly enjoy cheesy horror movies especially Japanese horror, but I also love ANYTHING with Bruce Campbell in it, Rocky Horror Picture Show, 300, Premonition (Japanese movie.. not the Sandra BULLOCKS movie), Planet Terror, High Anxiety, Pan's Labyrinth, Amelie, Donnie Darko, Fifth Element, Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, Mirror Mask, pretty much any Tim Burton movie (but not Planet of the Apes.. that was gayer than Mark Wallberg's third nipple), Ju-on, Grandma's Boy, Pieces of April, Requiem for a Dream, Suicide Club, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Glen or Glenda, Dickie Roberts:Former Child Star, Girl 6, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Dracula (both the old Bela Lugosi version and the newer one with Gary Oldman), Shaun of the Dead, Lunatics: A Love Story, Sid and Nancy, Nosferatu, Star Wars, Silence of the Lambs, Basquiat, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Spinal Tap, Velvet Goldmine, Josie and the Pussycats IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER! (join the army), Cabaret, Spice World, Red Dragon, May, The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Dessert, Pretty Persuasion, Hook, Ghost World, Kill Bill 1&2, From Dusk 'til Dawn, Saved!, Alfie, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Drop Dead Fred, Guest House Paradiso, Harvey, Take Her She's Mine, Midnight Lace, Vertigo, Rear Window, Body Double ('cuz it sucks so much that it's awesome), Princess Bride (ALL TIME FAVORITE), Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Zoolander, Mean Girls, The Man Who Fell to Earth, Little Shop of Horrors, Moulin Rouge, Heathers, High Tension, Boondock Saints, Love Actually, About a Boy, Last House on the Left, A Clockwork Orange, Barbarella, The Opposite of Sex, Buffalo 66, Party Monster, V of Vendetta, Addam's Family Values, Shenandoah, Death to Smoochy, Breakfast Club, The Devil's Rejects, and a bunch of stuff most people haven't heard of.

Television:

The L Word, Wonder Showzen, The Andy Milonakis Show, Wonderfalls, Dead Like Me, Xena, Spongebob, Invader Zim.... pretty much every Nicktoon except for CatDog... I hate Catdog, Beauty and the Geek, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Boondocks, Bottom, Young Ones, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Coupling (British version, American sucks), Surreal Life, Flavor of Love, Hogan Knows Best, Black Adder, Pee Wee's Playhouse, Greg the Bunny, Jem, Rainbow Brite, Grounded For Life Batman (the old Adam West series), Venture Brothers, Moral Orel, The Brak Show, Space Ghost C2C, and bunches of others .. width="425" height="350" ....

Books:

Harry Potter, anything by Hunter S. Thompson, Anne Rice books (especially Violin), Lost Souls by Poppy Z. Brite, some C.S. Lewis books as well as Tolkien, so far everything I've read my Chuck Palanhiuk (Lullaby being my favorite so far)I love Poe, and I have a variety of manga :)

Heroes:

My grandma for teaching me to be the person I am. James Stewart because he is my favoritest actor EVER! Charles Nelson Reilly just because he's Charles Nelson Reilly. Otep because she inspires me. Ed Wood because he had the balls to make the movies he made. Edmund Francis Gilbert!!!!!! HE'S A GOLDEN GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! Don Knotts because... I don't know why... I just like Don Knotts. And my REAL friends because it takes one strong ass person to stick by my crazy manic ass as long as they have.AND ANA'S MOMMY DEAREST!

My Blog

R.I.P. Charles!!! :( I LOVE YOU!!!

LOS ANGELES - Charles Nelson Reilly, the Tony Award winner who later became known for his ribald appearances on the "Tonight Show" and various game shows, has died. He was 76. Reilly died Sunday in Lo...
Posted by Helena Handbasket on Tue, 29 May 2007 07:03:00 PST

This is why I should NEVER be able to listen to Gwen when I'm bummed out.

..> Waking up to find another day.The moon got lost again last night.But now the sun has finally had its sayI guess I feel alright. But it hurts when I thinkWhen I let it sink in. It's all over m...
Posted by Helena Handbasket on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 12:08:00 PST

why the hell do they have to make this shit?!

Fucking Naked Brothers Band. Fuck that shit. What the hell is wrong with kids? It's like Hanson only worse... There's more of them and a chick.... And they sing with fake British accents... Why would ...
Posted by Helena Handbasket on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 03:37:00 PST

err

I'm sick of liars.I'm sick of idiots.I'm sick of drama.I'm sick of being so down.I'm sick of people dragging me back down when I finally DO get up.I'm sick of having to pretend that I'm happy.I D...
Posted by Helena Handbasket on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 04:22:00 PST

missing her more than anything

Ok... So I'm actually awake at 8 AM because Kevin woke me up while he was getting ready to go to class. BLAH! I'm eating Scooby Doo fruit snacks and watching Final Destination 3. How effing splendid. ...
Posted by Helena Handbasket on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:19:00 PST

dammit

Well I'm sick. I'm waiting for the doctor to call. He wants to either do bloodwork or a throat culture or both. Thinks I might have strep throat.... and if that's not it he wants to make sure I don't ...
Posted by Helena Handbasket on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:39:00 PST

music saves me.

You feel emotions flaring up all over again.Is it love or reverse psychology?Reverse my life. The pain is more than I can stand.Regrets are managable, but love is devistating.It haunts us, breaks us. ...
Posted by Helena Handbasket on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 11:14:00 PST

it hurts to exist

Have I mentioned Otep is my fucking savior?   because eye'm diluted & perfectly flawed i shall live by passion & not by law and eye'm insecure ... i need aggression to feed the spiders of...
Posted by Helena Handbasket on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 03:15:00 PST

the newness

Hello, my name is Amber, and I'm an alcoholic... No not really I'm just kidding. Ok! So here's what's going on in the past few days.... weeks... however long... Kevin and I had our 2 year anniversary....
Posted by Helena Handbasket on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 04:33:00 PST

old poems

So I came across a book of poems I wrote a few years ago... and this one stuck out to me.... So here it is. It's short, untitled, unfinished, and probably never will be. But I love it. While star...
Posted by Helena Handbasket on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 09:46:00 PST