Program 25

Program 25 was started as a collective "idea-pool" by four Tanzanian "sex-offenders" who had a dream to go to America and start the best pool cleaning business that the world has ever known. They wrote a computer program that would calculate different pool cleaning factors such as air temp, water temp, chemical balance, and atmospheric pressure (to name just a few) and would determine the best pool cleaning method for that pool on that day. The program would not work correctly in the beginning so they rewrote it. On the 25th attempt of writing the program they still didn't achieve success but they did stumble across something. The computer kept spitting out a formula to make a chemical that would make people sweat feces. While not realizing their original dream, the four Tanzanians realized the magnitude of this discovery and patented the chemical. However, when they tried to market such a revolutionary product they soon discovered that the general public was not ready for a discovery quite so earth shattering. The fact is that people still enjoy sitting on their little porcelain throne everyday and cherished their birthright to be master of their own bowels. Disgraced and ashamed the four protagonists banished themselves into exile, but before they left they put the formula in a bottle. They tied the bottle to a pterodactyl and threw the air serpent into the ocean. Then one day, centuries later a little canadian girl started making music on her computer.THE END