things that annoy me part 6... |
People...Don't you hate people? They're everywhere. And they never seem to do what you want them to do. They say they're going to do stuff, then do stuff completely different from the stuff they said ...
Posted by matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Oprah must be stopped. |
I don't know if anyone else realizes this, but oprah has brainwashed all women in america between 40-60. For us younger folks, this may be no big deal. But think about this, if our mothers and grandmo...
Posted by matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
things that annoy me part 4.... |
1. MTV (Remember when mtv played music videos? I don't. It's now filled up with completely unwatchable programming, unless you're brain-dead. And during the 30 minutes a day when videos are played, it...
Posted by matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Things That Annoy Me Part 3.... |
1. FRED DURST (A classic example of napoleonic disorder, or "little man's disease." This happens when a puny man like Durst pretends to be tough. Hey Fred, you can scream incoherently into a microphon...
Posted by matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
things that annoy me part 2.... |
1. PEOPLE THAT BRING KIDS TO THE MOVIES. (Parents. Here's the deal. Unless the word "Disney" is in the title of a movie, i don't want to see your whining little shit anywhere near the theatre that i'm...
Posted by matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Things that Annoy me...Part 1 |
1. GUYS THAT WEAR THEIR BASEBALL CAPS BACKWARDS. (Hello jackasses, the "cap" was invented to keep the sun out of your eyes. Wearing your cap backwards is like wearing sun glasses on the back of your ...
Posted by matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
baby oil |
Halloween. The greatest holliday ever....Until, for the 8th year in a row i am arrested for dressing up as Harvey Kitel from "The Piano" I guess "dressing up" is a bad term, it's more like painting t...
Posted by matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
