F you |
Nothing says, "Screw the environment, I'll be dead in the few years anyway," like a cruise down Telegraph.
And nothing says, "My dad is my brother," like packing up the ol' lawn chairs and witnessing ...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 17:21:00 GMT |
Charlie the Tuna |
I was just reading a story on MSN.com about two guys who kidnapped a Charlie the Tuna statue in Oregon, then chopped it up with chainsaws. Charlie's ass got fileted. At the bottom it was li...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 19:54:00 GMT |
Black Jesus, White Jesus |
I can't stand when people argue over the "race" of Jesus. Out of the whole Bible, that is your main focus?! What Jesus looked liked? I automatically assume anyone who argues over that is a racist. Why...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 20:43:00 GMT |
love = insanity |
"Despite the feeling that you get when you share those three words with one another, it's all an illusion. True love is closer to insanity than any other emotion. I say this because when you are truly...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 08:07:00 GMT |
Guns |
I hate guns.
Well, I guess sometimes they serve a significant purpose. So what I really hate, is the LOVE of guns. There are three things I think about when I think of someone loving guns. I think of:...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 06:26:00 GMT |
you-said-WHAT?! |
I'm lazy and don't really feel like typing, so I'm going to try and make this quick.
This guy came into my job tonight, walked up to the counter, looks at me and SCREAMS (literally screams) "HEY SEXY!...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 19:00:00 GMT |
Biscuits |
This probably won't be funny to anyone else, but it made me laugh:
Today at work we didn't have potato wedges, so I asked this lady who had ordered some if she wanted something else instead. She didn'...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 19:41:00 GMT |
Mom's Surgery |
I am eating the best sandwhich.. EVER!
Anyway, my mom had surgery today on her gall bladder. Everything went well, but not according to plan. She was supposed to get a lasoctomy or lapsotomy or whatev...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 12:22:00 GMT |
Insomnia/Depression... don't read this |
I'm so incredibly tired. Why don't I go to sleep then? It's not that simple.
I don't know, I just find it really hard to fall asleep. I thought it was just a thing of summer, but even this week I've b...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 00:48:00 GMT |
Fast Food Lovers BEWARE! |
I find it to be incredibly funny how people are rude to the people who are performing services for them. He he.. and by services, you SICKO.. I mean MAKING THEIR FOOD... as a strictly hypothetical exa...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 20:51:00 GMT |
