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Taste the rainbow. Fuck Skittles, the other day I was searching for a pot of gold with my friend Patrick O'Mally when this total asshole leprechaun ganked our shit. I was pissed, but the rainbow was still there and I was feeling a bit peckish so I took a chomp. It tasted kind of like Redbull and metal. The rest is kind of a blur but Patty said I had a siezure so he ran away. When I woke up I saw that somebody had written dirty words all over my arm with a sharpie. They stole my cigarettes too, so I figure it must have been the little people.

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My favorite bulletin. I liked it so much I made it a blog.

I decided to go through and delete my old emails on myspace. And as I was doing it I realised that like 20 people have deleted me as a friend in the past couple years. I didn't even notice that they w...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 17:30:00 GMT

My first relationship advice column!

Dear Doug,      How do I make girls like me?Sincerely, Kenneth in Engelwood      Well Kenneth, I'm glad you asked. Making girls like you is all about ...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 10:06:00 GMT