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All Hail the SausageFly

Pain is god...Creativity is life. There's a Hole in the Earth...I'm out

About Me

Sometimes you can have everything going your way, then the universe decides it's a good time to hit you with a bus.Go figure.The universe is funny like that, I guess...What can I say? Ummm... You don't always have to be right. If you wait to know everything before you do anything, you'll end up with nothing. The two worst things to base a decision on are fear and sex. Creative avoidance is a crutch and too much attitude is a cheap out.True(?) Love requires Total Trust. Total Trust requires vulnerability. Vulnerability creates "Thin Skin". Thin skin is a weakness. Therefore Truelove is a weakness....*The proceeding arguement is a slippy slope fallacy and therefore may or may not be true. The following statement only refers to crazy women. They don't know who they are, because they are crazy.Women are a lot like guns. They are fun to play with and cool to look at, but if you wind up shooting yourself in the foot, all you can really do is shrug and say, "Well...I *was* playing with a gun..."A thief is always afraid someone will steal from him.You can get over anything...If you can make any sense out of that then you will have the gist of meh. If you can't, that's cool. It doesn't really matter. Cheers.

My Interests

Movies,reading, drawing, writing, being otherwise creative, a glass of cognac here and there, a glass of Duvel to fill in the gaps...setting goals, reaching goals, losing myself to the sound of a great band, concerts with mosh pits...concerts without mosh pits, exercising, dancing with someone who can really move, making others feel good about themselves, and the sound of absolute silence from time to time...

I'd like to meet:

Creative people. Those that are not foreign to the concept of a good time. Smelly people. Clean people. Smart people. Dumbasses if the mood is right. Loud people. Short people. Quiet and tall are okay too I guess. Pretentious people are lame. Be yourself and comfortable in your own skin and the rest will take care of itself...Oh, and Hot gamer chicks. They are not a myth. They are out there. I want to meet them and write a book about it.

Music:

Deftones!!! The White Stripes, Gnarls Barkly, trip hop, Portishead, Seal, Tool, Tricky, Radiohead, anything with an epic sound and/or live instuments.

Movies:

Lord of the Rings trilogy, the Spiderman movies (yea Venom!) Snatch, Fight Club, The Incredibles, V for Vendetta, The Sixth Sense, The first Ring, Akira(!), Ninja Scroll, Gladiator, the list goes on...

Television:

Family Guy, Futurama, The Venture Brothers, Foster's, Smallville, Heroes, Rome, a little South Park every once in a while...and if I'm *really* looking for a good laugh, Fox News (Ahhh...Bush, what WILL I do for entertainment when you're gone...)

Books:

Anything by R.A. Salvatore or Dean Koontz. It's pretty much either a fantasy or a thriller for me. And, yes. Yes I have read all of the Harry Potter books. So what, you wanna fight about it?!?

Heroes:

Humanitarians and those with true integrity.