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he hangs in glib delight

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About Me

"We have also arranged things so that almost no one understands science and technology. This is a prescription for disaster. We might get away with it for a while, but sooner or later this combustible mixture of ignorance and power is going to blow up in our faces."
-Dr. Carl SaganLets see. There's only a few things I really *love* about living. And none of them are enough to justify my existence, but I'm here, so.. I guess they will have to do. I've always maintained a philosophy that nothing we do on earth is worth going through death for. We're all just kinda stuck here until something unfortunate happens and corrects that. I do enjoy things, but I can't get over how meaningless our actions are in the grand scheme of things. I guess that's something I'll have to work on.

I do things without thinking. I've made a ton of mistakes. I don't think I've learned from most of them yet. I'm great at wasting time. I can do many things, few very well.

My Interests

Snowboarding on painkillers, sleeping, playing guitar, eating salad...But my passion is coffee and cigarettes. They are all that I need to survive a terrible day.

I'd like to meet:

I know enough people.

Music:

Anything hard with a devious beat. The Deftones has been my favorite band since I was a kid. I've also been a huge fan of Jonah Matranga for a long time. I've been following the Sacramento rock scene for a while. There's some really good music coming out of that city right now, like The Revolution Smile, and Eightfourseven. You should check them out if you've never heard of them. Here's a list of what's on my ipod right now.10 Years 30 Seconds to Mars 311 (hed)P.E [minus] 10 Years A New Found Glory A Perfect Circle Adema AFI Agents of Oblivion Aiden Alanis Morissette Alice in Chains Alien Ant Farm Alkaline Trio American Hi-Fi Amity Lane Anberlin Ani Difranco Anti-Flag Arctic Monkeys Army of Anyone At The Drive-In Ataris Atmosphere Atreyu Audioslave Audrey Autolux Avenged Sevenfold Beastie Boys Beck Black Label Society Blink 182 Blur Bob Marley & The Wailers Boy Sets Fire Boys Like Girls Brand New Breaking Benjamin Bright Eyes Bruce Springsteen Buckcherry Bush Butthole Surfers Cake Candlebox Caroline's Spine Cartel Chevelle Chris Cornell Circa Survive CKY Clutch Coal Chamber Cold Coldplay Collective Soul Counting Crows Cracker Creed Dashboard Confessional Dave Matthews Band Dave Navarro Death Cab for Cutie Deftones Depeche Mode Dishwalla Disturbed Doors, The Downset Drain STH Drowning Pool Eightfourseven Envy on the Coast Evanescence Eve 6 Everclear Faith No More Fall Out Boy Far Fear Factory Filter Finch Finger Eleven Fiona Apple Flyleaf Foo Fighters Fort Minor Four Non Blondes Fray, The Fuel Further Seems Forever Garbage Gas Giants (Robin Wilson) Giant Drag Gin Blossoms Glassjaw Godsmack Goldfinger Goo Goo Dolls Good Charlotte Gorillaz Gratitude Greenday Hawthorne Heights Head Automatica Helmet Him Hum Incubus Interpol Institute Jack Off Jill Jane's Addiction Jerry Cantrell Jessie VelenzuelaJessica simpson Jimmie's Chicken Shack Juliana Theory King Missile King's X KMFDM Korn L7 Lenny Kravitz Lifehouse Limp Bizkit Linkin Park Lit Long Beach Dub Allstars Lupe Fiasco Machinehead Mad Season Maroon 5 Massive Attack Matthew Good Band mdfmk Me First And The Gimme Gimmes Metallica Matchbox 20 Millencolin Mindless Self Indulgence Mindseye Ministry Mother Love Bone Mxpx My Chemical Romance N.E.R.D. New Radicals New Kids on the BlockNickelback Nine Inch Nails Nirvana No Doubt nofx Nothingface Oasis Offspring Oleander One Minute Silence OneLineDrawing Orgy Our Lady Peace Pain Papa Roach Paramore Pearl Jam Pennywise Pitchshifter Placebo Plain White T's Poppin' Wheelies (Robin Wilson) Powerman 5000 Primer 55 Prodigy Professional Murder Music Propellerheads Puddle of Mudd Pursuit of Happiness Queens Of The Stone Age Quicksand Radiohead Rage Against the Machine Rammstein Reasons to Believe Red Hot Chili Peppers Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, The Revolution Smile, The Rival Schools Saliva Samiam Saosin Saves the Day Say Anything Scott Weiland Scraps of Tape Seether Semisonic Sense Field Seven Mary Three Sevendust Sex Pistols Silverchair Silverstein Simple Plan Smashing Pumpkins Sneaker Pimps Something Corporate Sonic Youth Soul Asylum Soundgarden Spys4Darwin SR-71 Stabbing Westward Staind Starting Line, The Static X Stephen Brodsky Steve Burns Stone Sour Stone Temple Pilots Strata Straylight Run Strokes Sublime Sugarcult Suicidal Tendencies Sum 41 Switchfoot System of a Down Taking Back Sunday Talk Show Tantric Team Sleep Temple of the Dog Tenacious D Texas is the Reason The Chemical Brothers The Crystal Method The Cure The Presidents of The United States of America The Strokes The Tea Party The Union Underground Third Eye Blind Thom Yorke Thousand Foot Krutch Three Days Grace Three Doors Down Three Way Split Thrice Thursday Tool Trapt Trust Company Tv On The Radio Type O Negative Ultraspank Underoath Unloco Used, The Velvet revolver Verve Pipe Violent Femmes Vision of Disorder Wallflowers, The Weezer Wheatus White Stripes Yellowcard

Movies:

I workED in a video store. Too many movies have been in my DVD player, and most I don't even like. If you ever want to come over and watch a movie, here's what you have to choose from unless you bring something yourself.11:14 16 blocks 50 first dates 8 mile a guide to recognizing your saints a history of violence abandon adaptation alfie along came polly american hardcore america's sweethearts anchorman unrated assault on precinct 13 aveator babel bad new bears bad santa unrated batman begins baxter bio-dome black sheep black x-mas blood diamond boondock saints borat breach brick butterfly effect directors cut candy casino royale catch and release children of men clerks clerks II click closer collateral constantine crank date movie davinci code days of thunder dejavu departed derailed desperado dodgeball domino double jeopardy drug store coyboy dukes of hazard dummy edward scissorhands el mariachi election elf employee of the month envy eurotrip family guy unrated fight club final cut final destination 3 finding nemo fountain four brothers friday night lights fun with dick and jane garden state god the devil and bob grand theft parsons grandma's boy unrated grosse pointe blank haggard harold and kumar go to white castle heat remastered heathers holes hollywoodland house season one i love your work ice age the meltdown idiocracy igby goes down inside man insomnia island jackass number 2 unrated jacket jersey girl joe's apartment just friends keep your eyes open (extreme sports dvd) kids kill bill vol 1 kill bill vol 2 king kong kings ransom ladder 49 last days little miss sunshine london longest yard lord of war lords of dogtown love the hard way loverboy mallrats man of the year man on fire married with children outrageous episodes match point matchstick men material girls matrix matrix reloaded matrix revolutions million dollar baby mission impossible I mission impossible II mission impossible III mr. and mrs. smith must love dogs mystic river nacho lebre narc national lampoons pledge this national treasure office space unrated old school once upon a time in mexico one hour photo ordinary decent criminal panic room pans labyrinth paycheck pirates of the caribbean pirates of the caribbean II poseidon pretty in pink pretty persuasion prozac nation pulp fiction pulse unrated punch-drunk love rancid reality bites redeye romeo and juliet rudolph rudolph (animated remake of the claymation) rumor has it runaway jury running scared rv safety of objects saw saw II saw unrated sin city smokin' aces spanglish speak spiderman spiderman II stay suicide kings super size me super troopers superman surviving christmas swimming pool taking lives talladega nights tape team america tenacious d terminator 2 thank you for smoking the break up the chumbscrubber the covenant the crucible the day after tomorrow the dead girl the girl next door the guardian the hades factor the holiday the illusionist the incredibles the lake house the last kiss the last stand the lost tomb of jesus the prestige the recruit the ringer the village the wicker man there's something about mary thumbsucker total recall tristan and isolde troy true romance UHF underworld underworld II united states of leland unleashed v for vendetta varcity blues volver way of the gun weather man wedding crashers wicker park young guns

Television:

Married with children is probably my favorite television show. I have every season on DVD, and have probably watched it straight through twice, nevermind as they aired since I can remember. Embarrassingly, I'm very much a fan of melodramatic teen dramas like The O.C., One Tree Hill, Kyle XY, and Gossip Girl. There's a lot of terrible shows, and I can honestly say that I've never seen an entire episode of a reality show, and I honestly don't understand why americans are so drawn to them. I just don't get it. A bunch of people fucking with each other for money and fame....If the shows aren't scripted. But I highly doubt that they're legit. Actually, I may have lied. I have watched seasons of the Real World, but I had to stop when the shows got too outrageous. I'm a huge fan of 24, and I'm extremely pissed at the writers strike because apparently Fox has decided not to air their latest season of it because they only filmed half of it, and they are unsure if the strike will outlast their episodes. Fuck writers. Scrubs is a brilliant show, and Freaks and Geeks was definitely a good one. Its too bad Freaks and Geeks didn't hold its ratings because they kinda just left the season hanging. I guess if I were to pick a current favorite, I'd have to go with Nip/Tuck. If you know of any decent shows, let me know. I'll watch anything. They're a great way to get away from the reality of my own life sometimes.

Books:

Elizabeth Wurtzel is my favorite author. I read mainly memoirs, about people who have fucked their lives up and lived to tell about it. I read Why I Committed Suicide, by Sam Paul a few months ago. It was definitely something I could identify with. Wet Dreams and Zoloft is another good book. I can't read books that don't have to do with real people in real situations. I feel like its a waste of time to read something that's fake, when you could be reading about somebody's real experiences, and maybe even learn something from them.

Heroes:

If I had heroes, I probably wouldn't have all the spare time that I do to contemplate who my heroes are. But, if I were to have a hero, it would be a mixture between Benny Hinn, and Scott Stapp. I can just imagine Scott Stapp in one of those Benny Hinn silk suits, preaching from a stage to thousands of people, and screaming "Satan, I am ready to fight!". I'm happier that he beat up 311 though. I mean, how much more badass can you get? Anyone can verbally bash something that doesn't exist, but taking out a band that's been spiraling like a toilet flush....That's awesome.

My Blog

hmmm, i havent posted anything here in a while

i don't really have much to say though, so i guess this is kind of pointless. its 9:30am and i'm up. why? i don't know. i keep falling asleep early. i have a test in my logic class today, and if i don...
Posted by he hangs in glib delight on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 06:43:00 PST

Hmmmm, music review? Thousand Foot Krutch

Anybody who knows me must know how I feel about christian rock. Or christianity in general. Lyrics like "you cannot kill whats not your creation" just seems so....Rock and roll, you know? It has that ...
Posted by he hangs in glib delight on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 02:50:00 PST

i dont know...

i'm not sure if humans were ever meant to have cellphones, or watch tv, or do many of the things that we find ourselves doing to kill time or entertain ourselves. i don't think we were meant to have t...
Posted by he hangs in glib delight on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 06:38:00 PST

at least somebody loves me

in a drunken act of monetary desperation, i emailed budweiser, asking for free beer... sadly though, the current laws prohibit them from actually giving chris and i free beer. but, they did email me t...
Posted by he hangs in glib delight on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 10:26:00 PST

life of the unemployed update

today, what did i do? i woke up at 3pm, sat around and played some video games, downloaded some drum loops and rocked out on my out of tune guitar....you'd be surprised how out of tune an electric gui...
Posted by he hangs in glib delight on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 04:17:00 PST

things have somehow gone off course

do you really think we were meant to leave this rock? was looking back at our planet the first step in killing whatever hope humans had left? i've been thinking about that a lot lately. its just that,...
Posted by he hangs in glib delight on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 05:09:00 PST

posting blogs from chris' coffee table

well, this is week one of unemployment. its not so bad. i've done more drugs, and drank more than any given point in time this year, and its only half over. i'll be looking forward to unemployment che...
Posted by he hangs in glib delight on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 10:09:00 PST

so, someone died in front of my house tonight

i came home from work and there was a wrecked suv sitting in front of my house, and a motorcycle in flames across the street. the motorcycle plowed into a building and blew up. when you are driving, a...
Posted by he hangs in glib delight on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 02:37:00 PST

wow, talk about ghosts..

I was going through my email accounts cleaning them out, and I had emails from like 5 years ago.. And two of the peoples' emails I was deleting happened to be dead. That's just creepy. It kinda creepe...
Posted by he hangs in glib delight on Thu, 24 May 2007 04:10:00 PST

damn this noisy a/c

One of the main things that really irritates me about summer is that my a/c is so god damn noisy. Not only does it shake the entire wall of my bedroom, but it also sits directly next to my computer, a...
Posted by he hangs in glib delight on Wed, 23 May 2007 02:24:00 PST