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JoëL

If God is your television, is Jesus the remote?

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At night, the rivers and bridges...

    Lesbians are the devil.  I don't say this because like the devil, dykes should be scorned.  I'm saying this because I love them, yet I cannot have them.  I guess that...
Posted by JoëL on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 11:55:00 PST

ART SUFFER, ENGLAND HATRED

.. Morrissey - Please Please Please Let Me Get What I WantUploaded by myaimistrue  Oh, i saw Morrissey play Tuesday at Jacksonville's Morocco Shrine auditorium.  It was completely p...
Posted by JoëL on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 09:24:00 PST

here's why it's neat to be creative and diabetic...

blood and sugargetting closer to the bottomfalling lower through cold waternot knowing painnew forgettingwithout water lack of hormonefalling lower like glass bottlesfalling, crashing, on white t...
Posted by JoëL on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 01:12:00 PST

Masters of the Universe

The 2007 Masters at Augusta National was pretty outstanding.  Most people who just know me on a casual basis wouldn't think that I'm any kind of golf fan.  To be honest, I'm not much of one....
Posted by JoëL on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 03:17:00 PST

Michael Jackson...has left the building!

Jesus Christ! It's official! Michael Jackson has dug his own goddamned grave! http://www.adl.org/PresRele/ASUS_12/4831_12.htmWTF? I used to actually like the mf'er. I have Off the Wall and Thriller on...
Posted by JoëL on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 11:19:00 PST

paid to do this!

why is it that i'm posting this here blog? because my job sucks and it's boring!  can't someone pay me to do something a little more interesting than type up forms for a respiratory patients and...
Posted by JoëL on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 07:11:00 PST

Duval County Fair...the experience.

Let's face it, there is no better place to to come to the realization that we live in a strange world full of all types of people which all, invariably, make it go 'round than at your local...
Posted by JoëL on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 09:06:00 PST

Rohto Vee. Ouch!

This brand of eye drops from Japan are goofy. Friends of mine (you know who you are) have unabashedly praised this crap for taking the "red" out and making your eyes feel minty-fresh. I gave the ju...
Posted by JoëL on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 03:12:00 PST

I could not make it, you could not take it...

Anybody who didn't think the Roots show last night was mind-blowing, has to check their own pulse, then follow that by taking some sort of prescription stimulant, intravenously, then drink some yerba...
Posted by JoëL on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 08:06:00 PST

Visit from the 716...

My ears are still ringin'.  Allz i have to say is that the show last night was hot, and i've got the beer on my new shoez to prove it.  The "IRONMAN" was in full effect, until clear after 3...
Posted by JoëL on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 07:03:00 PST