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Grodon the Barbarian

Gynecology is only a hobby of mine . . .

About Me

I'm just here for your daughters. I enjoy deforestation, destroying the ozone layer, spilling oil in Alaska, cursing out the 14th amendment, and out-sourcing manufacturing jobs to third world countries.

My Interests

Whores (anyone else sense a theme?), a lot of stuff too geeky to admit in public, drinking, cooking, evading taxes, searching for weapons of mass-destruction.

I'd like to meet:

Whores, pimps, crackheads, people who are willing to form a cult in my name (Gordonism has a nice ring to it).

Music:

Whatever works for poll-dancing

Movies:

Wizard of Oz, Willow

Television:

I watch too much fucking TV. Most watched show is "Law and Order" which isn't too hard to do considering it is on 20 hours a day.

Books:

Books? I'm a Republican, we burn those whenever possible as they help contribute to global warming.

Heroes:

Deuce Biggalow, Ike Turner. Any Haliburton CEO.

My Blog

Fate versus free-will (or when animals attack!!!)

Anyone who knows me know and has ever had a serious conversation with me (yes, it does happen every once in a while when I get tired of talking about midgets, comic books, computers, video games and S...
Posted by The Black-Guy from Sesame Street on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 03:30:00 PST

The World Crap

Every 4 years, the world tries to shove Soccer down our wonderful red-meeting eating, NASCAR wathcing, Budwiser-swilling gullets and we respond in true American fashion by not giving a fuck.  Onl...
Posted by The Black-Guy from Sesame Street on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 09:39:00 PST

Why Canadien Porn Must suck . . .

It's not the snow, it's not the accent, it's not the bad beer, nor is it hockey or the moose-fucking and dog-sledding the prevails in their culture. It's the metric system Think about it, how hot is i...
Posted by The Black-Guy from Sesame Street on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 08:36:00 PST

Fucking Romans and their damn numbers!

Am I the only idiot in America (or Canadia, though we know all those moose-fuckers as are stupid, or French which is worse) who wondered why the Superbowl was "extra large" this year? Superbowl "...
Posted by The Black-Guy from Sesame Street on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 06:14:00 PST

Vegetarians . . .

This bugs me, the small baige guy I sit next to at work is a flaming-liberal-tree-hugging-commie who also doesn't eat meat.  He will, however, eat eggs.   Un-born baby birds are okay to...
Posted by The Black-Guy from Sesame Street on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 07:34:00 PST