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About Me

My name is Wee Jeannie Bingo. I live in a wee town called Up-yer-choocty, near Stoneybridge, Scotland. I visit Court buildings throughout Scotland, usually on a Monday morning, chauffered by the Polis. I don't play bingo, but I am known to shout "House!!" at the top of my voice whenever possible (I have had my knuckles battered by the Polis for doing this on many occasions). I enjoy shoplifting at Primark, getting blootered and dancing round my message trolley (see photos) in any pub or club where they will serve me. I also enjoy gossiping, spreading malicious rumours and encourage general mischief making. I am extremely tolerant, except when drunk, when there is a fair chance you will be rag-dolled. I drive an old Austin Princess Estate car, or hearse, and have 12 penalty points - for speeding.(see photos) I also know for a fact that The Proclaimers are not Scottish. Here are just a few people I hate. Melvyn and Geoffrey Hayes. Roger Whittaker - Car park attendant and fanny.
Rab C. Nesbitt Dole Office
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k7VoFiagfs
In The Loop - Clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reTHiReUNo4
The Thick of It - Xmas 2006 clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNnWYBK74Jc

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Nicholas Parsons when he's handing out the "Star Prize Motor" on the quiz of the week from Norwich - or Peter Fenn; Derek Batey - "Mr & Mrs"- I want a carriage clock that wasn't shoplifted; Rod, Jane and Freddy. Sally and Jake. Brian Cant (but tries very hard).

My Blog

Kylie Minogue & The Wiggles - Monkey man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDl2UWI7SUU
Posted by on Mon, 13 Jul 2009 06:06:00 GMT

More Misery in Up-yer-choocty

Hello. It's Wee Jeannie Bingo here. I'm 87 years old and I'm not happy.What a terrible few months it's been. Really dreadful. I don't know how I have the strength to carry on. I just feel totally mise...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Feb 2009 07:11:00 GMT

Wee Jeannie Bingos Condolence Book

Hello, it's Wee Jeannie Bingo here. I'm 86 years old and I'm not happy.It's been another trying week for me, but fear not, it's not been just quite as bleak as the headline may suggest. I've not pegge...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Nov 2008 05:36:00 GMT

The Problems of Dandy Doublecrack

Hello, it's Wee Jeannie Bingo here. I'm 86 years old and I'm not happy.What a terrible week it's been. Miserable. Absolutely bloody miserable. Where can I bring myself to begin??Some well meaning inte...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 02:45:00 GMT

The Rev Jack Gets Sent To Coventry

Hello, it's Wee Jeannie Bingo here. I'm 86 years old and I'm not happy.It's been another dreadful few days. How can life be so miserable!!!We're now falling deep into the terrible time of year where a...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 13:02:00 GMT

The Bingo Gang

Hello, it's Wee Jeannie Bingo here. I'm 86 yars old and I'm not happy.It's been another terrible week. I don't now how I manage to keep going!!!Things started off this week looking bright. I was diagn...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 08:35:00 GMT

Up-yer-choocty heads to the ABC

Hello. It's Wee Jeannie Bingo here. I'm 86 years old and I'm not happy.What a miserable time I've had lately. Truly awful!!! Where do I begin???Up-yer-choocty is in the grip of exciting times, as the ...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 13:52:00 GMT

Wee Jeannie, Wee Melvyn and Rev Jack - an Update

Hello, it's Wee Jeannie Bingo here. I'm 86 years old and I'm not happy.What a dreadful month it's been. Truly miserable. Where do I begin???As you may or may not know, I have found my true vocation in...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 05:31:00 GMT

More Problems With The Rev Jack Bampott

Hello it’s Wee Jeannie Bingo here. I’m 86 years old and I’m not happy.What a terrible week it’s been!!! Like being strapped to a chair in front of a television being made ...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:04:00 GMT

The sad fall from grace of Sally & Jake

Hello, it’s Wee Jeannie Bingo here. I’m 86 years old and I’m not happy. What a dreadful week it’s been. A real shock to the system.I went to the best party ever, and didn&rsquo...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:38:00 GMT