Video games, reading,pumping the big irons at the gym (lol), and ummm... just hanging out
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Sweet Victory
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YX5oqEfAydg
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I'd like to meet:
People who don't suck big time..
Music:
JEFF MIXES!!!! And Meat Loaf
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Movies:
Planes Trains and Automobiles, anything with Chevy Chase in it, Gladiator, Face/Off, Conair, Waterworld, and Bird on a Wire
Television:
Rocko....'s Modern Life, Seinfeld, House, Attack of the Show, Family Guy, Angry Beavers, SpongeBob Squarepants
Books:
Dark Tower series, by Stephen King. Actually anything by Stephen King.
Heroes:
Anyone who is forced to live anywhere but Montana. Stay strong guys... U....'ll get back some day... In the meantime, this is for u!
The Creation of Montana
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Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found Him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, ...."Where have You been?...." God sighed, a deep sigh of satisfaction, and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, ...."Look Michael, look what I....'ve made!...." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, ...."What is it?...." ...."It....'s a planet,...." replied God, and I....'ve put life on it. I....'m going to call it Earth, and it....'s going to be a great place of balance....." ...."Balance?...." inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, ...."For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. And over there I....'ve placed a continent of white people, while over here is a continent of black people. ...."God continued, pointing to different countries. ...."This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice....." The Archangel, impressed by God....'s work, then pointed to a large land mass and said, ...."What....'s that one?...." ...."Ah,...." said God. ...."That....'s Montana, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful lakes, rivers, sunsets and rolling hills. The people from Montana are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace....." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, ...."What about balance, God? You said there would be balance!...." God replied wisely, ...."Wait until you see the idiots I....'m putting around them in Idaho, North Dakota, South Dakota and Wyoming....."You Might Live in Montana-If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in MONTANA.-If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in MONTANA.-If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in MONTANA.-If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don....'t work there, you might live in MONTANA.-If your dad....'s suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in MONTANA.-If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in MONTANA.-If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in MONTANA.-If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in MONTANA.You know you....'re a Montanan when:1. ...."Vacation...." means going east or west on I-94 for the weekend.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
4. You often switch from ...."heat...." to ...."A/C...." in the same day and back again.
5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).
7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
9. You design your kid....'s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
11. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.
12. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.
13. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
14. Down South to you means WYOMING.
15. A brat is something you eat.
16. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed.
17. You go out to a tail gate party every Friday.
18. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
19. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
20. You find 0 degrees ...."a little chilly....."What it....'s like to be a Montanan:It....'s all about perception...60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in Montana
plant gardens.50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in
Billings sunbathe.40 above zero: Italian & English cars won....'t start. People in Montana drive with the windows down.32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in Fort Peck gets thicker.20 above zero: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Montana throw on a flannel shirt.15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Montana have the last cookout before it gets cold.Zero: People in Miami all die. Montanans close the windows.10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Montana get out their winter coats.25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Montana are selling cookies door to door.40 below zero: Washington, DC runs out of hot air. People in Montana let the dogs sleep indoors.100 below zero: Santa Claus ababandons the North Pole. Montanans get frustrated because they can....'t start the Mini-Van.460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.) People in Montana start saying......."Cold ....'nuff fer ya?...."500 below zero: Hell freezes over. Montana public schools are closed
