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Being british is about driving in a german car 2 an irish pub 4 a belguim beer then on the way to ya home grabbing an indian curry or a turkish kebab to sit on a swedish sofa and watch usa shows on a japanese tv and most of all being suspicious of anything foreign oh and only britain can u get a pizza to ya home faster than an ambulance only in britain do banks leave both doors open and chain pens to the counter also supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shop for there prescriptions whilst healthy people get there fags at the front of the shop we might be british but by fuck we are funny ......................................