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Ashleigh

I am here for Friends

About Me

What a crock the "About Me" section is. Whoever wants to be my friend after reading a couple lines I write about myself on my MySpace page, I hate you. Oddly enough a couple of minutes ago this section was full of bubbly optimistic crap about my life and what I love to do, but i read it and almost threw up so i had to change it. I am not mean and horrible just don't feel like writing a witty autobiography on a stupid website to try to entice people to be my friend. Be a normal person, make friends with people, not your computer screen. "Accept- then act. Whatever the present moment contains, accept it as if you had chosen it. Always work with it, not against it. Make it your friend and ally, not your enemy. This will miraculously transform your whole life
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My Interests


You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality Test

I'd like to meet:

God, the Devil, John Lennon, Leonardo Da Vinci, Johnny Depp in a dark crowded room....., Stephen King (just to see if he is as nutty as you'd think he would be) A unicorn, Noah to ask why he didn't put any unicorns on his ark, Quentin Tarantino, Tupac, Biggie, and last but not least Jeffrey Dahmer so I could kick him in the teeth for being such a sick fuck Ok I lied, not my FAVORITE color....but the Kool-Aid man kicks ass...hence the picture

Music:

I think when it comes to the world of music I like it all. I guess thats not true. It's not that I like it all. I appreciate it all. Having no musical talent whatsoever I give props to everyone and anyone that does. Although there is some music that I like better than others. I like most rap and r&b but some of the harder rap doesn't do it for me. I like Tupac alot. I think he was very influential in the music world. Kanye West, Jay-Z, Bone Thugz, Xzibit and many others are good also. I like my music a bit hard to. Metallica, Static X, Rancid, NOFX, NIN just to name a few. I'm pretty open with what I listen to. Sublime, Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, Pantera, Crash Test Dummies, R.E.M., The Eagles... I could go on forever. Even classical music floats my boat. Some days I like it hard some days I like it soft. What I listen pretty much depends on the frame of mind I am in at the moment.
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Black Comedy
In your life, things are so twisted that you just have to laugh.
You may end up insane, but you'll have fun on the way to the asylum.

Your best movie matches: Being John Malkovich, The Royal Tenenbaums, American Psycho If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
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Movies:

Chick Flicks, Horror, Comedy, Drama, Tragedy, Foreign, Adult (only some days!) When it comes to movies I watch 'em all. As much as i love movies, they have been letting me down lately. Thats why i have decided I am going to make my own. Seeing as zombie movies are my all time favorite i figured i might as well start there. Its in the works, wait for it. This is a recent discovery of mine and I am starting a movement and making everyone see this film "Green St. Hooligans" Watch It Now. Some of my favorites are: Casino, Goodfellas, The Green Mile, Titanic, The Man in the Moon, any zombie movie ever made, the cornier the better, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the new and the old), All the Nightmare on Elm St. flicks, 50 First Dates, The Notebook, From Dusk Till Dawn, Half Baked, Trainspotting, Requim for a Dream, Shakespeare in Love, Trading Places(with Eddie Murphy and Dan Akroyd come on u know u love it!), Caddyshack, Animal House, Men of Honor, Thirteen, The Neverending Story, Jurassic Park, Night of the Living Dead, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes ( a classic!), Spaceballs, The Princess Bride, Boondock Saints, Seven, Super Troopers, The Little Mermaid, IT(even tho the book was better), Armageddon, Any of the Die Hard movies, ok I remembered some more! True Romance, Taxi Driver, Halloween(any of 'em except for the 4th one cuz its dumb), The Shawshank Redemption, To Gillian on her 37th Birthday, Tales from the Hood, The People Under the Stairs, Pulp Fiction, The Howling, Devil's Advocate, Cape Fear, ok I gotta stop again there is just to many to list! but I will remember more and write them down

Television:

Aww wonderful TV. The babysitter and parental figure to many around the world. Lets just jump right in shall we? Some favs are: The Simpsons, Family Guy, Married with Children, MXC(the one with the crazy chinese dudes that do all the crazy shit!), Entourage, Cops(who doesnt love watching someone else get arrested?),Prison Break for many obvious reasons(man candy), Friends, The Secret Life Of on the food network, Metalocolypse, pretty much anything on the discovery network... and hmm well I like alot of shows I dont think I can write them all down. Ask if you would like a more complete list of what i rot my brain with

Books:

Ok I must admit, I read the Harry Potter books! I'm hooked what can I say? Trashy romance novels are a fun read also. A little smut is always a good time. I like Stephen King alot and Micheal Crichton too. I loved Angels and Demons and the Davinci Code. I read alot basically any book from David Copperfield to the Berenstein Bears would satisfy me. New favorite book.. The Ultimate Zombie Survival guide. Wonderful because the guy is dead serious and is holed up someone waiting for the inevitable end.

Heroes:

Me, myself, and I. Everyone else eventually lets you down.

My Blog

restless

everyday life is starting to get to me. days melt together. hours seem long. the lackluster way of life around here is maddening. i feel like bursting out of my very skin and running as far and fast a...
Posted by Ashleigh on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 02:55:00 PST

insomnia

no sleep for me, instead i am filling my head with random facts that will one day save mankind...or not. 1. The longest technical word in the English language is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcano...
Posted by Ashleigh on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 10:22:00 PST

?

full of questions today. no answers.
Posted by Ashleigh on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 05:02:00 PST

fury

so fury might be a little over the top. Anger? No not strong enough. Hmmm... maybe i was looking in the wrong direction when picking out words. Disgust? Yes I think that fits nicely. I was writin...
Posted by Ashleigh on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:03:00 PST

about time eh?

well its been about a couple of months... about time for me to write a random blog that has nothing to do with anything.  Gee where do i start? Oh yes, i believe i will start with ...
Posted by Ashleigh on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 08:45:00 PST

faith

through no fault of my own, i stumbled across the fact that there is still good people in the world. Despite my prior beliefs, not everyone sucks at life. This realization didnt come to me through a p...
Posted by Ashleigh on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 11:29:00 PST

eh...

ever sat and stared at your blank blog and wondered.... gee what inspiring words of wisdom can i write today? No? It can be highly amusing. I have nothing of great importance to say, just bored. ...
Posted by Ashleigh on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 02:36:00 PST

Beer vs. Vagina

hahah holy shit. I typed the letter b into the subject box and out of the list of words of phrases the computer thought i might be trying to write, i got Beer vs. Vagina. I dont even remember what i w...
Posted by Ashleigh on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 11:40:00 PST

2 am

its 2am and im awake. sleep doesnt come as easily as it used to. I caught alot of shit from people about my last blog. Take it easy folks, its just a blog, I dont have my 12-gauge loaded. I am no...
Posted by Ashleigh on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 11:28:00 PST

Bitter

Dont know if anyone noticed that my blogs and also my profile have been getting angrier. It's because everyone keeps fucking me over and shitting all over me. I am so god damn tired of being the "nice...
Posted by Ashleigh on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 09:20:00 PST