I would obviously like to hold a lengthy conversation with Jesus. I have many quandries that are as yet unclarified. I would like to speak with the profit Muhammed and ask him if this is REALLY what he had in mind for the nation of Islam. I would like to hang out with Layne Staley, Stevie Ray Vaughn, John Bonham (drummer from Led Zeppelin), and Jimmy to hold our own little dead-guy jam session.