About Me
well i was on my bicycle, and i ran into chris foster outside iovino's, and as i'm getting off the bike, he says to me, "nice zucchini." but, wait, lets start again. i had the zucchini in the bicycle basket. on saturday, august something or other, i left the house with a zucchini in my bicycle basket and i was on my way over to venda ravioli when i ran into chris foster outside of iovino's, i stopped to say hello and as i was getting off the bicycle, i thought i heard him say, "nice bikini," and i had a moment of instantaneous fear, because what ran through my mind was the horrifying thought, "oh no, i forgot to put pants on when i left the house." so i quickly looked down to realize that i was properly dressed. and then i started laughing and said to chris, "i thought you said 'nice bikini'", and he said, "no i said nice zucchini." and this kind of thing happens all the time because i don't hear very well anymore.
another funy story was the time i was in chicago walking down the street and i was stoned, i was walking down belmont. and i had the hat on that has my name on it. but i didn't realize it, and someone said to me out of the clear blue, "hey bob how you doing today?" and i was startled, and i went up to the person and said, "i'm from providence, i've lived in rhode island all my life," i siad "how did you know my name?" and he said, "it's on your hat!" and i said, "oh yeah.".. width="425" height="350" ..
