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101 POISONS

This is how it works- You're young until you're not, You love until you don't, You try until you can

About Me


"Mama's little baby likes it short and sweet." Everyone just calls me Clo. All I need in life is my family, then a Harley and double barrel shotgun. ♥ I curtsey to people out of habit, or reflex, especially when I'm introduced to someone. ♥I have to sit facing the rest of any room. This proves to be a pain in the ass for anyone who I go out to eat with, cause I am constantly having to sit on a certain side of the booth to view the room and all possible exits. If I do have to sit with something going on behind me, I'm jumpy the entire time. ♥ I have slowly killed every house plant I have ever owned, and I have slowly corrupted every pet I have ever had into little spawns of satan. ♥ I have a certain route I have to take for every destination I have on a daily basis, and I have to go that way everytime. Even if I am well aware there is a faster way to get there. ♥I hate brushing my hair. So much so that I won't brush it for days at a time until it is so tangled that someone (usually my mom) has to help me brush it out. ♥I drive real fucking fast, even when I'm not in a hurry. I have gotten out of more speeding tickets than anyone ever should in a lifetime. ♥I will never get the balance on my Victoria's Secret card paid off, and I can't go a day without a cup of coffee. ♥I wasted 400 dollars on an iPhone, and I'm now addicted to YouTube. ♥LIKES♥ ♦ classic cars ♦ matching bra and panty sets ♦ the 80's fist ♦ having exact change ♦ cold camping, bonfires, hiking, etc. ♦ straight-edge kids who aren't holier than thou elitist fucks ♦ chewing on the end of every pen I use until it is destroyed ♥DISLIKES♥ ♦powder kids ♦ jamaica ♦ north carolina ♦ my alarm clock after a night without sleep ♦ people who are always in a hurry ♦ sterotypical middle-aged American housewife baby factories ♦ people who can't multi-task ♦ people who repeat themselves ♦ Kawaski/Honda crotch rockets ♥Things that make me laugh♥ ♦ guys in pink shirts ♦ the most offensive joke you know ♦ David Cross, Eddie Izzard, Nick Swardson, Chris Rock, Lewis C.K., Dane Cook, Doug Stanhope, and George Carlin I know this is fucking lame, but it's what I do at work all day. I fill out stupid surveys and sign an email that I don't ever check up for junk mail, and they mail me checks. It's sweet.

My Interests

I work. I clean the house, obsessively. I procrastinate. I take pictures. I take naps with my baby. I write on random scraps of paper that I seem to lose about half of the time. I sew baby clothes and make onesies that are totally fucking sweet. Oh... and, I, um, am a scrapbook fiend.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who loves grilled cheese as much as I do.
Someone who will scream at the TV with me during football season.
Someone as interested in medical disorders, conditions, and diseases as I am.
Someone with a dead baby joke that I haven't heard.
Someone who sees more beauty in dead butterflies than live ones.
Someone who can take care of a fucking house plant.
Someone who keeps their house immaculate but their car a total mess.
Someone who can dance all night with me.
SOMEONE THAT CAN STAY SOBER WITH ME ON A SATURDAY NIGHT.

Music:

Ani Difranco. Elvis. Distillers. Ramones. Cursive. William Elliot Whitmore. Des Ark. Eisley. So Many Dynamos. Tiger Army. Beastie Boys. Justin Timberlake. Regina Spektor. Imogen Heap. Elliot Smith. Nekromantix. Jenny Owen Youngs. Johhny Cash. The Plastic Constellations. Murder By Death. Blood Brothers. Blind Melon. Guns N Roses. Rancid. Minor Threat. Guttermouth. The Meat Purveyors. Band of Horses. Minus the Bear. Built to Spill. Make Believe. Biology. Beth Hart. Karate. Sixteen Horsepower. Hank Williams III. Pixies. Violent Femmes. Bitch and Animal. Black Nasty. Children of Bodom. Tracy Chapman. Mindless Self Indulgence. As I Lay Dying. Bright Eyes. Pixel Panda. Decemberists. Q and Not U. Talib Kweli. Hieroglifics. Company Flow. Mos Def. Brother Ali. the Queers. the Faint. Sigur Ros. Bad Religion. Gooding. Dar Williams. At the Drive-In. Andrew Bird. J5. Istanbullies. Death Cab for Cutie. And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead. Against Me!, Alkaline Trio. Slick Fifty Seven. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Tegan and Sara. Human Waste Project. Coalesce. !!! (chik chik chik). old Weezer. old AFI. Arcade Fire. Nada Surf. Interpol. Smashing Pumpkins. Mars Volta. Daughters. Pretty Girls Make Graves. Postal Service. Team Sleep. Reverend Horton Heat. Tilly and the Wall. the Esoteric. Sufjan Stevens. Jerry Lee Lewis. the Big Bopper. Fats Domino. 'Til Tuesday. Whitesnake. Journey. Styx. Billy Idol. Bob Seger. Robert Palmer. David Bowie. Scorpions. Poison. Great White. Heart. Eddie Money. CCR. Foreigner. Blue Oyster Cult. Motley Crue. REO Speedwagon. Kansas. Teg Nugent. Boston. Joan Jett. Blondie. Stevie Ray Vaughan. Van Halen. Rolling Stones. Loverboy. Pretty much any random 80s metal hair band you can think of (thank my mom for that).

Movies:

Waking Life. Gummo. The Boondock Saints. Gia. American History X. Pirates of the Caribbean. Pulp Fiction. A Clockwork Orange. The Neverending Story. Fear and Loathing. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Reservoir Dogs. Natural Born Killers. Kids. Pee Wee's Big Adventure. SLC Punk. Finding Nemo. Monsters, Inc. Tank Girl. Snatch. Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels. Labyrinth. The Dark Crystal. Network. Shaun of the Dead. Return to Oz. V for Vendetta. The Edukators. Grandma's Boy. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Television:

The Sopranos. The L Word. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Penn & Teller: Bullshit! Da Ali G Show. Weeds. Late Night with Conan. This American Life. Drawn Together. Dexter. How it's Made. The Universe.

Books:

Anything by Kurt Vonnegut, mainly Cat's Cradle, Deadeye Dick, Slaughterhouse-Five, Slapstick, and Breakfast of Champions. Brave New World and Island by Aldous Huxley. Birdy by William Wharton. 1984 by George Orwell. Catch-22 and Something Happened by Joseph Heller. Crime and Punishment by Dostoevsky. The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky. Choke, Haunted, and Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk.

My Blog

just something short

I'm the quiet one in the corner take no notice to my silhouette sitting impatiently waiting   I'll be gone soon I speak only when spoken to reach out only when you put your hands on meAnd disappe...
Posted by 101 POISONS on Thu, 15 May 2008 09:27:00 PST

Of no consequence

"Remember This Night" 11/27/07(Listen, you get one moment in time. a couple sentences to capture this feeling and move on)"i know i'm beating a dead butterfly....i'm just pissed that this one died"now...
Posted by 101 POISONS on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:22:00 PST

so really.......

You know you're getting old and boring when your Friday night consists of steam cleaning your carpets.........
Posted by 101 POISONS on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 11:40:00 PST

rip chomper

SO...... My fish died. Again. He lasted a lot longer than Chubby. At least, I was gone when he died so I didn't have to flush him. Poor Andrew had to. So here is my memorial to my fish, Chomper. ...
Posted by 101 POISONS on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 01:17:00 PST

dose two

She is shedding a vale A layer of smoky mist from her presence She was suffocating under its protection But it has left her insides as rough as sandpaper To breathe she needed to accept the consequ...
Posted by 101 POISONS on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 02:49:00 PST

"i guess in the end, you start thinking about the beginning"

7-19-07          ;           ;      I'm sitting in an unwritten silence   an unp...
Posted by 101 POISONS on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 11:01:00 PST

rip chubby

so.... my fish died. it was sad. kayla and i flushed him. i have a hole in my heart now, and an empty fish bowl on my desk. so if anyone is wondering why it smells like dead fish over here, it's n...
Posted by 101 POISONS on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 10:26:00 PST

it will only get worse

february 2007 "time table"this has been a long time comingif you take a look at things logicallystill, i wasn't prepared when the storm hitsince i had been living all this timewith my heart as my foun...
Posted by 101 POISONS on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:59:00 PST

babies don't care if you have a hangover

so today, my friend asked me, "how has becoming a mother changed you?"this is what i came up with.... well for one thing, no more going out and drinking and deciding at 2am to drive to oklahoma... :) ...
Posted by 101 POISONS on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 01:13:00 PST

evil will prevail.

I'm sure everyone will find this as humorous as I did.Even the crazy-about-basset hounds lady could not handle little evil Bender. She called my mom and told her that she couldn't keep him, and she ne...
Posted by 101 POISONS on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 10:05:00 PST