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Cereal Nazi

Theres good, then theres GRRRRREAT!....Then theres me.

About Me

I was once called the American face of Al Qaeda.

My Interests

The usual stuff like beach Curling, backalley bowling, quantum physics...

I'd like to meet:

I dont know, Jesus I guess.

Music:

I like my music like I like my nation. Anything except the south.

Movies:

Anything horror, anything comedy, anything cheese.

Television:

The Office, LOST, Jem and the Holograms

Books:

Fight Club, Survivor, Requiem For A Dream, Misery, A ClockWork Orange, The Gosple of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, The Stand, Haunted, Trainspotting, The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things, I am Legend

Heroes:

The last person I considered a hero co-wrote the Micheal Jackson Halloween Special. Needless to say, I no longer believe in heroes.

My Blog

Xmas survey, Cuenco style!

Have you been naughty or nice this year?Because of ongoing litigation between myself and one S. Clause, I cannot answer the question at this particular moment, Thank you.What do you want most for Chri...
Posted by Cereal Nazi on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 08:49:00 PST

Mexico's Forgotten skateboarding/luchador superhero

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/Canis_Latrans/my%20sh 1t/funny/DSC01303.jpg Huevos Locos is his name. To those who dont "habla espanole" it roughly translates to Crazy Eggs. His battle cry was "...
Posted by Cereal Nazi on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 08:33:00 PST

Surveys done so far

Odd Questions:Are you a vegetarian?:fuck no, i love chimpanzee brains!Do you believe in Heaven?:i believe we all get what we deserve which according to my karma kalculator is.......ah fuck.Have you ev...
Posted by Cereal Nazi on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 01:43:00 PST

Update on the Cuenco

jeez, how do people do this on a daily basis? anywho, lets see whats been goin on......Summer is coing to a close pretty soon.  Im still workin only two days a week at the Fish Hatchery but the s...
Posted by Cereal Nazi on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 06:33:00 PST

Good thing Im not taking Calculus in the summer...oh wait

just finished typing my english final. minimum 4 pages, I got 3 and a half. im such an idiot for choosing that story. Envir Science exemptions for the final was announced lsst night, guess who's name ...
Posted by Cereal Nazi on Fri, 12 May 2006 09:48:00 PST

Explative Filled

FUCK! I FUCKING HATE SPRING! I FUCKING HATE POLLEN! I FUCKING HATE DUST! I ESPECIALLY DEPLORE THAT GODDAMN EYECRUST! I FUCKING HATE RUNNY NOSES! I FUCKING HATE THE WARM WEATHER! Thankgod I didnt go o...
Posted by Cereal Nazi on Fri, 05 May 2006 09:08:00 PST

GO TEAM ME, GO!

Ok, heres the gameplan: Thursday: Call CSHFA and hopefully get a hold of Norm, then begin work on the Envir Science Final. Friday: School, head to work at Lori's and pay off the $60 advance. Saturday...
Posted by Cereal Nazi on Thu, 04 May 2006 10:04:00 PST

So were do I begin?

I guess I'll start from the beginning.... I was born in Uniondale. I went to California Avenue Elementary School (before they moved the 6th grade to Turtle Hook) and went to Turtle Hook Jr High School...
Posted by Cereal Nazi on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 06:45:00 PST