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About Me

To quote everybody's favorite hero (me):"I'm daring. Like superman... Only a girl. And much cooler. I have nothing to hide from you or anybody. In fact, here's the truth: 'straight up', I think Paula Abdul was a musical genius - just a bit before her time and I think Milli Vanilli was framed. I love me some drunken Karaoke and my favorite song to sing is 'What's Up' by Four Non Blondes - which is a terrible song but it shows off my pipes like it's nobodies' business. That's right. I said it. What are you gonna do about it? Point and laugh, baby. Point and laugh. You know you secretely want to be me."No, but really... The details of my life are quite inconsequential...Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.If you have any questions, then a) you don't know me because I'm a blabber mouth who is constantly giving out way more information about herself than anyone could possibly ever care to know and b) feel free to ask.

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People Watching

So I'm a big fan of people-watching, right? I'd always thought that airports were the best place to people-watch, but alas, today I found an even better one. "Where, Amy?! Tell us! We're dying to know...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:25:00 GMT

My conversation with God

My conversation went like this before god starting ignoring me:Me:Bless me for I have sinned. I did an original sin& I poked a badger with a spoonGod:Who are you talking about? Why?Me:The badger!Go...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 07:36:00 GMT

my(new)space

Please join me for the Grand Opening Event of: http://www.myspace.com/amar_makeup . Dinner and open bar will be provided.Dancing will follow.  Attire: Optional
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 00:03:00 GMT

Next Installment

WHAT'S YOUR MYSPACE SONG AND WHY?First of all, stop yelling at me, you obnoxious bastard. Second of all, I have a playlist because I've made it my life's missi...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 15:13:00 GMT

Attn: All Computer Geeks

My speakers aren't working and it's making me very depressed to not have music. Help a sister out. Please and thank you.PSI wear blue on the outside because blue is how I feel on the inside.
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 15:04:00 GMT

Cool Cuts

Hey Ladies!MODELS NEEDED FOR FREE/FUNKY VIDAL SASSOON CUTS. YOU CAN"T PASS THIS UP!Days needed are: Monday 10:30am or 2:30 pm and tuesday 2:30pmIf you're a creative-minded person and want to set yours...
Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 18:34:00 GMT

Blog

Blog. Smog. Grog. Fog. Log. Bog. Snog.I'm bored and waiting for my appointment to get my new hairstyle. You fools, you get haircuts. Me? It's all about the style. What to say? OOH! You may not know th...
Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 06:49:00 GMT

POLL TIME!

My ever-adoring and celebrating boyfriend (Anders, for those of you who've been under a rock for the last 18 months) said that my latest picture was pretty "emo". So I pose this question to you:Is it?...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 18:23:00 GMT

i know you've been dissapointed

And so as not to continue disappointing my fans, here's the next survey in the series of 6,000,000:Do you watch the Gilmore Girls?Absolutely not. I have a reputation to uphold. Have you ever enjoyed l...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 11:56:00 GMT

In honor of Allen and Owen...

I have added a few ditties on my playlist.Enjoy!
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 20:37:00 GMT