I Had Life Figured Out |
Now everythig is just completely backasswards. I don't know what's going on anymore. And I'm positive I'm going into the New Year with some nasty debt.
Posted by Emily on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 03:56:00 PST |
Today Sucked Too |
So today was my first day back at school traffic was terrible. It was wet and beyond slow. I got to class maybe ten minutes late after running around. Class was fine. I rush of...
Posted by Emily on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 01:55:00 PST |
Today Sucked |
Today Just Sucked...
...For so many different reasons. First off I had to go baby sit my niece which normally not a bad thing at all. But I had to go the at 7:30 in the morning and of cour...
Posted by Emily on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 08:02:00 PST |
Am I The Only One That Noticed |
You can't go into a toy store a buy a troll.
People that try to be clever and funny or ironic most of the time just look stupid.
Air blows out of the nozzle when you pump gas.
The prettiest girls have...
Posted by Emily on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 06:06:00 PST |
Baby Panda |
Baby Panda
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Posted by Emily on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 09:34:00 PST |
I Slept With A Muffin |
I had the strangest dream...
I was at my house and a bunch of people were over hanging out. I smoked some pot because my sister, her boyfriend and everyone else were. Then...
Posted by Emily on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 07:19:00 PST |
She's My Bitch Now! |
Bea Arthur
The Bea Arthur is the region between the genital area and the anus. It is also known as the perineum, choad, taint, and grundle.
Solimortephobia
The fear of dying alone.Not uncommon in mank...
Posted by Emily on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:40:00 PST |
Who's The Boss? |
TONY DANZA'S THE BOSS!
When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and the...
Posted by Emily on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:16:00 PST |
Condom Crisis in India |
NEW DELHI - Condoms designed to meet international size specifications are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.
The...
Posted by Emily on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 09:41:00 PST |
Auntie Em! |
Yeah that's right. I have become the old lady in the wizard of Oz. My sister is prego. I don't know if she intends to marry Sean but it would be kick ass if they did. All I kno...
Posted by Emily on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 12:25:00 PST |
