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I'm 24 years old. I like hangin out with all my friends. I just want to have a good in whatever I do. I like making people laugh even if it is at my own expense. My favorite quote is "If you cant laugh at yourself then who can you laugh at" I'm not sure if I heard that somewhere or if I made it up. I'd love to be a comic or a sportscaster or even the guy who streaks across the football field on monday night, I just want my 15 minutes of fame damnit!"IF OUR KNEES BENT THE OTHER DAY WHAT WOULD CHAIRS LOOK LIKE?" "HOW IMPORTANT DOES A PERSON HAVE TO BE FOR IT TO GO FROM MURDER TO ASSASSINATION?""IF YOU PUT A DROP OF ACID ON A TUMS,WOULD THEY CANCEL EACHOTHER OUT?"