"Yes i am Taco Bell. You prob already know me and have eaten my delicious food many times. You're prob eating me right now. I am well, Taco Bell- I'm big and I'm yummy so eat me. I have a pet dog and he produces all our sour cream ha get it? Whenever I am hungry I eat myself. I enjoy long walks on the beach and eating myself. Crunchwraps are good and if you've never had one before then go to hell. If you like Mcdonalds you're fat. Get out of here. If you like burger king you suck. Get out of here. If you like Taco Bell then you are one cool and sexy person and I love you. Eat me for breakest eat me for lunch and eat me for dinner it doesn't matter. Eat me now eat me later it doesnt really matter. Taco bell is the best i am cool."
