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HELLO DEFECTIVE

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Hello Defective...the incredible writing duo of Armitage and Kirby was brought together twelve years ago by a small world, a twist of fate, and a tee-shirt. England 1994...Armitage(short film director) was accepting an award at a London film festival, and Kirby(third generation super genius) was sent by MENSA to compete in a math and engineering competition that just happened to be in the same building. While crossing paths in the corridor, Kirby noticed someone wearing a bootleg Mercury Rev tee-shirt...one that Kirby himself had printed months earlier to sell at some local record shops. When he inquired about the shirt, Armitage told him where he bought it, and they soon found out that they had at least two things in common...a love for great music and they only lived forty miles apart. Well, after getting home, exchanging phone numbers and four-track tapes...that was enough. Within weeks they were engineering colorful mind-altering live shows, and recording albums on a shoe string that were getting rave reviews from well known producers and critics. Since then, they have toured all over the world and have sold thousands of records on their own label. Turning down several offers from other record companies, they are now getting the respect that they deserve.
KIND PRAISE FOR KILL US NOW:
"Hello Defective's debut full length: Vivid orchestration, vintage organs, sonic melodies. Each song leaves you scrambling to find who their influences are and where they will take you next.." - Rolling Stone Magazine - Buy These Now - The best releases of the last few months.
Hello Defective has created a lucid and masterful work of true artistry. The best album of the year and will remain so through the end of the year" - Marcello de Feo - Colorado Daily.
If The Kinks had had 220 IQs, If The Monkees had been Incredible Musicians, If Wings had recorded while backstroking in a pool of smack, And they all got together to form your trip-pop wet dream band...Hello Defective is that band. - Mirror Magazine.
blissful piece of what songwriting should be - Dillusions of Adequacy.
"BEST ALBUM OF THE YEAR!: ..leaves them all in the dust" "I received Hello Defective's "Kill Us Now" in the mail and gave it a spin. I immediately was blown away by the CD and, after listening to it several times, my admiration continues to grow for it. For those who don't know, Hello Defective is a band that is comprised by the core duo of Kirby (guitars, vocals) and Armitage (guitars, keyboards). They certainly are an odd duo in more ways than one. Not only are they a couple of Okies who just happened upon each other in England, they have crafted an interesting way to make it big. Not content with playing weekend gigs at local venues, they have used their CD as a springboard to the big time. Doubt me? Well, Rolling Stone already is taking notice. Its little wonder the CD is getting so much attention. "Kill Us Now" is a 41-minute journey of pure emotion wrapped around lush arrangements and haunting compositions." - Patrick Crain - LOUD Magazine (cover story).
the album is of a caliber to rocket the band to Beatle-esque international superstardom. - Sarah Zacharich - Splendid Magazine
The Beatles and the Flaming Lips got together, had sex and Hello Defective is their child. -Louis Fowler - Hitch Magazine
Check your local record store for our records.

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Member Since: 8/28/2005
Band Members: KIRBY
ARMITAGE
ARNIE
ROBERT
CATHY

Influences: Tascam 424
Record Label: Element 115 Recordings/RCA Australia/ABC Japan
Type of Label: Indie

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So...You want to own a Hello Defective record.

Hello friends. We have been getting loads of messages about where to buy our music and we hope this helps.  We, of course, encourage you to check your local record store, but if you are too lazy...
Posted by HELLO DEFECTIVE on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 12:31:00 PST