Michelle

I'd like to meet:

People who make me laugh so hard that I pee my pants. And, after I pee my pants, these people don't laugh at me. Instead, they put water on their crotch to make it look like THEY peed their pants. Y'know, just like in "Billy Madison." Yeah. "Billy Madison" really shows the way people should treat other people.I'd also like to meet the people at MyHeritage.com, and tell them that just because I flatironed my hair, it doesn't mean I'm Asian. Also, I would like to thank them, because I finally have proof that I don't look like Blossom.