Playing Exquisite Corpse, eating my carrots julienned.
Stephen Fry.
Rush. Also Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Buzzcocks, TSOL, Murder City Devils, Sebastien Tellier, Bowie, Go4, Art Brut, Robyn, Selecter, Death From Above 1979, Mogwai, Sigur Ros, Deerhoof, Gogol Bordello, David Byrne, Right Said Fred, Sea and Cake, Tortoise, Leona Lewis, Genesis.
Sweet Hereafter, Mystery Men, Buffalo Soldiers, To Die For, High Heels (any Almodovar, really), Beetlejuice, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, the Professional, Immortal Beloved, Qui a Tue Bambi?, Wilde, Jumpin' Jack Flash, Bombon: el perro, Shaun of the Dead, Quadrophenia, Aguirre: The Wrath of God, Legionnaire, Delicatessen, Le Grand Bleu, Dig!, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Dogville, I *Heart* Huckabees, The Lives of Others
Strangers with Candy, Britain's Next Top Model (because they're uglier than the US and Aussie ones), QI
A Confederacy of Dunces, Egon Schiele: Eros and Passion, A Hundred Years of Solitude, The Master and Margarita, A Rebours/Against the Grain, any Phaidon book, Sotheby's: The Art of the Steal, The Idiot, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, The Trial, Bonjour Tristesse, Wodehouse: A Life, department catalogues
Your mom. And Phyllis'