The Tuesday Accord

The Tuesday Accord did not come together the way many other bands did. They were concieved by a beautful, young, goddess by the name of Daria. Shortly after they were born, Daria left never to be seen again, so the young boys were brought up by a man by the name of Sir Alexander Bedingfield. A man of wealth and fortune they lived a happy life until their fourteenth year when Sir Bedingfield abandoned them. Young, poor and inexpeirenced, Cody "Tough James" Stanford and Patrick "Guy" Douglas got a job together teaching karate: an art form taught to them by Sir Bedingfield's personal assistant, Bruce Lee. Patrick "Stephensonne" Fournier however, is of the belief that he is french, thus making him uncoordinated and unfit for any kind of job...except being a phenomonal bassist. Douglas suffered from brain trauma when he was little after taking a ride in the dryer, therefore severly imparing his motor skills. With the inability to talk, Patrick discovered the drums and quickly fell in love. Cody was the problem child of them all. Suffereing from mental retardation, he rarely obeyed any rules and constantly soiled his pants, even to this day. After an accident that nearly crushed Cody's vocal cords he decided he wanted to sing, even if it sounded like a goat having the most painful orgasm of his life. Cody also had a love a arson and destruction, consequently leading him straight to the guitar. The young lads had now found their instruments and decided to start a band. After many less than stellar name ideas that callled themselves The Tuesday Accord. Scholars maintain the original definition was lost thousands of years ago but the boys know the real meaning. They have been making music and destroying public washrooms every oppurtunity they get, and they show no signs of oncoming maturity.