yeaHh..its juSt mEE.!! =)

You say, "___...having a baby would be a wonderful, amazing, miraculous event - for you. I would spend nine months being absolutely miserable. I would gain forty pounds. I would not be able to fit into any of my clothes, and do you know how much CUTE maternity clothes are? No, you don't. Then, I would spend eight hours in excrutiating pain - shoving something the size of a football through a hole the size of a water hose. Once I delivered it, I would then go on to spend the next eighteen years fighting you for child support, school clothes, and cheerleading outfits. On her graduation day, you would show up at the cook out that I threw for her - just long enough to eat four hotdogs, a plate of BBQ potato chips, and drink three sodas. Then, just like on her fifth birthday, you would disappear out the back door while I was washing dishes. So, I hate to tell you this - but no, I'm not having a baby right now."