I'd like to meet:
A monkey that can drive a car, kick ass at SSX3 and play a trumbone, oh and knows the first 20 minutes of Dazed and Confused by heart.
Music:
Alanis Morisette, Arctic Monkeys, Aymumi Hamasaki, Bad Religion, Barenaked Ladies, Bat for Lashes, The Beatles, Beck, Bjork, Black Star, Blink 182, Bloc Party, Blur, Buck O' Nine, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Coldplay, Cutlery, Daft Punk, Dance Hall Crashers, Dave Matthews Band, Death Cab for Cutie, Deftones, Descendents, De La Soul, Devotchka, Duncan Sheik, Elastica, Elvis Costello, Enigma, Enya, Everclear, Face to Face, Feist, Fiona Apple, Flaming Lips, Foo Fighters, The Frames, Garbage, Gnarls Barkley, Gogol Bordello, Goldfinger, Green Day, Harvey Danger, Hepcat, Hot Hot Heat, India Arie, Iron and Wine, Jimmy Eat World, John Williams, Joni Mitchell, Julie Delpy, Justice, Kanye West, Kenna, Less Than Jake, Lily Allen, MIA, Marilyn Manson, Mika, Mindless Self Indulgence, Mos Def, Motion City Soundtrack, My Chemical Romance, Nappy Roots, New Order, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, No Doubt, Oasis, Outkast, Peaches, Pennywise, Pixies, The Police, Postal Service, Pulp, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Rancid, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Reel Big Fish, Regina Spektor, Rilo Kiley, Rise Against, Rocket from the Crypt, Sarah McLachlan, Save Ferris, Sleater Kinney, Smashing Pumpkins, Social Distortion, Sonic Youth, The Sounds, Spoon, Soundgarden, St. Vincent, Stabbing Westward, The Streets, Streetlight Manifesto, The Strokes, Sublime, System of a Down, Tenacious D, Thom Yorke, Thomas Newman, Tokyo Police Club, Tool, U2, Weezer, Yeah Yeah Yeahs,
Movies:
A History of Violence, A Scanner Darkly, A Streetcar Named Desire, A Very Long Engagement, All About My Mother, All the President’s Men, Almost Famous, Amelie, Annie Hall, Apocalypse Now, Audition, Babel, Batman Begins, Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, Bicycle Thieves, Big Lebowski, Blade Runner, Blairwitch Project, Blue Velvet, Brick, Brokeback Mountain, Burmes Harp, Cast Away, Chasing Amy, Children of Men, Citizen Kane, City of God, Clerks, Constant Gardener, Croupier, The Darjeeling Limited, Dazed and Confused, The Departed, The Descent, Dirty Pretty Things, Do the Right Thing, Dog Day Afternoon, Donnie Darko, Dr. Strangelove, Duck Soup, Ed Wood, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Evil Dead Trilogy, Eyes Without a Face, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Finding Nemo, 400 Blows, The French Connection, Garden State, Gladiator, Godfather 1 and 2, Good Shepherd, Gosford Park, Graduate, Grave of the Fireflies, Groundhog Day, Hard Eight, Heavenly Creatures, Hidden Fortress, Hot Fuzz, Howl’s Moving Castle, In the Heat of the Night, In the Mood for Love, Jackie Brown, Jules and Jim, Junebug, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, King Kong, Knocked Up, Lawrence of Arabia, Lives of Others, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Love Actually, Love and Death, Lost in Translation, Malcolm X, Manhattan, Marie Antoinette, Match Point, The Matrix, Memento, Michael Clayton, Monty Python’s Life of Brian and the Search for the Holy Grail, Moulin Rouge, Murderball, My Neighbor Totoro, Naked, Naked Lunch, Nausicaa – Valley of the Wind, Once, One Flew Over the Cukoo’s Nest, Pan’s Labyrinth, Pickpocket, Porco Rosso, Prairie Home Companion, Pride and Prejudice, Pulp Fiction, The Queen, Raging Bull, Rear Window, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Royal Tenanbaums, Rushmore, Schindler’s List, School of Rock, Science of Sleep, Scream, Serenity, Se7en, Seven Samurai, The Seventh Seal, Shaun of the Dead, Sideways, Slacker, Sleeper, Spirited Away, Squid and the Whale, Star Wars (Originals Only), Stardust Memories, Straw Dogs, Sullivan's Travels, Sunshine, Talk to Her, The Tenant, This is Spinal Tap, Throne of Blood, Traffic, 12 Angry Men, 25th Hour, 2001 - A Space Odyssey, United 93, Volver, Y Tu Mama Tambien and Like 3,545 more
Television:
Simpsons (up until around season 8), Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Arrested Development, The Office (British and US,) Futurama, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Freaks and Geeks, 30 Rock, Firefly, X-Play, PTI, Daria, The Cosby Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Meet the Press, Flight of the Conchords, Real Time, Ranma 1/2, Extras, Project Greenlight, early Family Guy, 30 Days, South Park and pretty much whatever on Adult Swim.
Books:
Comics big time. Y the Last Man, Sandman, 100 Bullets, Alias, Powers, Preacher, Fables, Box Office Poison, Various Spidey, Transmetropolitan, Runaways, Daredevil, The Flash, Top 10, Torso and the greatest of them all Watchmen. For "regular" books, Harry Potter series, political books, Fight Club, Choke, Catcher in the Rye, The Great Gatsby, Frankenstein, High Fidelity, Yellow Wallpaper, Beloved and any of John Hodgman's work. Oh, and that Shakespeare dude.