Best Damn Poem Ever 13 |
So on we go with the boobmonster's bioThis part of the story might get very wild!So buckle up tightly for this great adventureOf why the boobmonster had to get denturesHe started out eating boobs to s...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 15:42:00 GMT |
Best Damn Poem Ever 12 |
We urge you all to listen upThis poem's about some serious stuffFor all of you who haven't met GusAnd all of you who know all of usWe are trying to be some very nice dudesAnd be the protectors of all ...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 15:39:00 GMT |
Best Damn Poem Ever 11 |
It was a normal night throughout the houseAnd on the couch... sat a tiny red blouseAnd in this blouse was a pair of boobsJust sitting there watching the evening newsWhen all of a sudden ...a noise fro...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 15:39:00 GMT |
Best Damn Poem Ever 10 |
One random day, when the rain was pouringWe got out of the studio to break from recordingJust outside the studio door...A trail of MnM's and nothing moreWe followed that trail of MnM'sIt led to a barr...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 15:37:00 GMT |
Best Damn Poem Ever 9 |
Once upon a time, these poems did rhymeBut now we are out of ideasSo here is a sign, that now you will findNothing but boob tortillasThrough all that is old, and all that is newWe have hopefully plant...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:36:00 GMT |
Best Damn Poem Ever 8 |
In continuation of last nights poem...right where it left off.The boobmonster looked at the boobsAs the old man jiggled the ice cubesThe boobmonster said "I cant resist"The old man said..."no, no, no....
Posted by on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 15:34:00 GMT |
Best Damn Poem Ever 7 |
It was a dark and stormy night...clouds of Grey stopped the moonlightThe whispers of the trees echoed throughoutIt was a creepy night...without a doubtAnd out of the darkness...came a break of dayAn o...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 15:32:00 GMT |
Best Damn Poem Ever 6 |
Once upon a time...in a far away landThere were two lost boobs that needed a handBut nobody knew they were lost in JapanSo everyone panicked and called Peter PanHe said "Dont worry, I will do what I c...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 15:31:00 GMT |
Best Damn Poem Ever 5 |
If boobs were a card...they'd be an aceIf they were a weapon...they'd be maceIf they were a flower...they'd be in a vaseIf they were a present....they'd be wrapped in laceIf boobs were letters...they'...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 15:28:00 GMT |
Best Damn Poem Ever 4 |
we have a friend we hope you never meethe is always stalking girls on the streethe paces back and forth on two feetwaiting for the next victim to eathe tries to work his way through the elitebut he fa...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 15:24:00 GMT |
