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parker

. . . so it goes.

About Me

i am johnparker. i play in a band. i sell video games.

"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another which states that this has already happened."

girlfriend:

"I'm sick and tired of hearing things
From uptight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocritics
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth
I've had enough of reading things
By neurotic, psychotic, pig-headed politicians
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth"

My Interests

jamie/music/hanging out with my friends

I'd like to meet:

Paul Simon - Call Me Al

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Music:

alkaline trio, tim armstrong, the dishwashers, nirvana, gorillaz, rancid, nofx, the offspring, the transplants, thrice, tom petty, atmosphere, gym class heroes, the cure, lucero, death cab, the beatles, paul simon, against me!, say anything, elliott smith, johnny cash, mc chris, one man army, smashing pumpkins, thursday ....

Movies:

Office Space, 28 Days Later, SLC Punk, Star Wars, Sin City, Lucky Number Slevin, Snatch, Boondock Saints, Billy Madison, Fight Club

Books:

Fight Club, Invisible Monsters, Slaughter-House Five, Breakfast of Champions, The Fall, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Heroes:

The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.

-Umberto Eco