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GeenO

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About Me

Firstly,I'm all about the south city superbank. I'm a white wog that likes surfing & skating n shit like that, i like drinkin' and gettin' loose fucken heaps aswell. I try to be a funny fucker cos some famous cunt once said that laughter makes the world go round (before i heard that I thought analingus made the world go round). Most of the time no one gets my jokes though (if you're not laughin yet this is you, fuckhead). At night time and sometimes during the day, after a few 'happy' drinks my alter-ego comes out and the creepy times begin. If i ever win lotto, i'm gonna buy the Emu Export trade mark. Oh yeah im an aspiring pornstar, small dogs and large donkeys need only apply. I see dead people.

My Interests

I try to enjoy all the vices life has to offer..... tic tac toe, scrabble and coites(pun intended). Oh yeh gambling, sex, drugs n rock n roll are pretty sik too!

I'd like to meet:

Generally, just pornstars. Or any pleb young or old as long as you're interesting. Some sort of famous cunt so i can stalk ya and act like a general groupie.... Anyone that's willing to give me a 'cleveland steamer'

Music:

Tool... Loose Unit... A Perfect Circle... The Mars Volta... At the drive in... Karnivool... Rage against the machine... Hilltop Hoods... Metallica... Red hot chili peppers... pearl jam... soundgarden...Johnny Cash... Bob Dylan... Dead Kennedies... Blood Brothers... any of the pies that mike patton has his finger in... Queens of The Stoneage... Kings Of Leon... The Bronx... Nine Inch Nails... Smashing Pumpkins... Slayer... Deftones... Radio Birdman... Iggy Pop... Pennywise... Sublime... The kinks... Tomas Ford... Rob/White Zombie... Beastie Boys... Systems... Sparta... AccaDacca... Midnight Oil...Rollins...

Movies:

George A. Romero zombie fliks... Rob Zombie's two movies were sik... Quetin Tarantino's the man aswell... Hero... Snatch&Lock,Stock... Ben Stiller and Adam Sandler are funny as all shit... fart jokes rule... Lucky number slevin... Oh, most importantly Hotel Sodom 1-6 & 8.(What the fuck were they thinking in no.7??)

Television:

Family Guy is the fkn funniest show i eva did see, don't really watch much but mythbusters n southpark are kewl too.

Books:

Picture&People Magazine: Annual Home Girl Specials...Demon Haunted World- Carl Sagan... The Dirt- Motley Crue... Scar Tissue- Anthony Kiedis... Bustin' Down The Door- Rabbit Bartholemew... Pipe Dreams- Kelly Slater... Angels&Demons + Da Vinci Code- Dan Brown (like every other cunt)... Non-Fiction- Chuck Palahniuk... The Hardest Working Man in Show Business- Ron Jeremy... Jenna Jameson's biography

Heroes:

Anyone that can fart on command, use that gift wisely my friends....Peter North...Not the Freo Dockers....The velvet glove....Ron Jeremy... Gives hope to short, fat, hairy cunts everywhere, as long as you're packing a baby's arm holding an apple... damn three out of four ain't bad.