About Me
Layout Created at KillerKiwi.net
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jonathon
Birthday: Thats the day i was born, man this test is simple.
Birthplace: This room and the man in white came and ripped me out of my mommys tummy.
Current Location: Maine, at this house, its cool
Eye Color: Ohhh that tough cuz there are like 3 difrent colors in my eyes and it only asks for one
Hair Color: Umm yeah poop, i guess its black on top and gets brown as it goes
Height: 72.751234124534214u78
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed most of the time but some times i slowthings down and use the left
Your Heritage: FREEDOM!!!!! I am Scottish, from clan campbell
The Shoes You Wore Today: My feet are bare, i had on some flip-flops for a while but i took them off
Your Weakness: The pills take my strength away. but its ok i stopped taking them hehe
Your Fears: a skelletal hand reaching through my bed, and pulling out my hart.
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I would like to conqueror the world
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: don't know don't use it
Thoughts First Waking Up: WHAT WAS THAT. See I usually hear voices that wake me up, hehe you think this one is a joke like the rest but it not
Your Best Physical Feature: my right toe
Your Bedtime: umm when i go to sleep, between bouts of insomnia
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't know cuz i am missing it
Pepsi or Coke: Menstralpop
MacDonalds or Burger King: Dude thats MC not MAC it stole horses
Single or Group Dates: the come one at a time on the calandar
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: humm... umm... the kind that tastes like tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla rules, cuz chocolate makes me sick, like really i feel like throwing up when i eat it.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino cuz its got more sugar.
Do you Smoke: only when the fire burns down
Do you Swear: to what, i can't say till you tell me what its about. I mean what if you asked me to staple my nuts to a wall and i just went and i swore i would. that would suck
Do you Sing: nope i suck
Do you Shower Daily: not cuz i am up at night most of the time so i would say nightly
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yes i want to become a microbiologist and make an army of mutant warriors to take over the world. you need college for that. what an evil genius what a phd
Do you want to get Married: again i don't even know you. how are you just going to ask me that. unless your going to pay me in that case whats the date
Do you belive in yourself: yes cuz if i stop i will disapear. I do believe in me's, i do believe in me's.
Do you get Motion Sickness: no, and i dont even have anything funny to put here
Do you think you are Attractive: what are you saying i am narcissistic
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: there cool, i guess.
Do you play an Instrument: umm no but kims is teaching me the pipes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: only the ones the doctors make me take
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope, got umm... let go about a month and a half ago
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no, i don't even know where the mall is, is there a mail in gardiner. anyone know? i am new.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: umm i think it was this month, it may have been last.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes, it was weird, then i got pissed out.
Ever been called a Tease: no thats just stupid, i would take anything i could get.
Ever been Beaten up: yeah
Ever Shoplifted: no there way to heavy
How do you want to Die: i always thought it would be cool to be launched by a trebuchet at a wall
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a miget
What country would you most like to Visit: Andora
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: human, that creepy dead all black eyes thing wigs me out
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: short or long hair
Height: bigger then an ant
Weight: i want a girl that defies gravity that would be sweet
Best Clothing Style: punk, goth or prep that hot. Naked is cool too, i likes me some naked.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 298579856902375 how the fuck am i suposed to know, i got a little counter
Number of CDs I own: well i am not much of an investor
Number of Piercings: My friend said i had to put "rock out with my cock out" on here and this is as good a place as any
Number of Tattoos: he also wanted me to put "roxers in my boxers" so here you go
Number of things in my Past I Regret: lots of things like at least 2
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
