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eduardo

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

somebody told me I started out as a phoetus, but to this day I will argue that I was a spore... width="425" height="350" .. if you think this is is hillarious, contact me at once!.. width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

clubbing people who club baby seals, and harpooning people who harpoon whales, hunting people who hunt animals and running over people who run over smaller creatures. not forgetting... .. width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

space invaders,asthmatic angels that choke on cloud... gay Darth Vaders and lonelly people that talk too loud. ---AIM- gnome puke

Movies:

Korean ones, about monks that live in temples that float on water, in a lake somewhere in the south of korea, then th emonk fall sin love with a girl who comes to the temple to pray for her husband, but the monk's love is a forbidden love, and he has to basically torment his soul over the love that could never be, but Surprise! the girl he is in love with, recipricates her love, and eventually seduces the monk, who novice in love, engages in a dangerous sexual relationship that eventually tests his faith, and puts him at odds with his mentor, and head monk, who preaches celibacy and meditation. The young, and newly sexual monk begins obsessing over the girl, who, used the fact that she had complete control over the monk's emotions, and sends him to kill her husband , whom had been abusing her most of their maried life.Now angered by the thought of his lover's pain at the hand of a male agressor, the Monk who is a master of taek-won-do sets off to the city to wreak his vengeancee, little did he know, the girl's husband is the boss of the local crime family, and has many henchman at his disposal, a fierce battle ensues, and the monk, batttle ravaged after having palm blasted his way through three hundred armed thugs, finally faces off with the husbad, who surprisingly for a 56 year old korean man, was also a master fighter, the balanced fight ends , and the monk spares the life of the husband, who agrees to move to japan, and never bother his wife again. The divorce comes, and now the monk and his love are free to contunue their very healthy sexual escapades, but Surprise! the mentor monk, having had years of repressed homosexual attraction to the younger monk, feels angered at seeing him and the girl together, and on one night, kills the girl, by smothering her with a pillow as she slept, coincidentally, the younger monk witnesses this, and another fierce battle ensues, between him and his master, who is a far more skilled fighter than the young monk could ever be, and easily dispatches the young man. The mentor, feels the guilt of taking a life or two, and sets his temple on fire, burning him, and the body of the two lovers. as theremains temple falls to the bottom of the lake , and sits there for 400 years, untill a race of robotic aliens, uncovers it, and revives the young monk, who tells his story, the aliens, however, not interested in the monk's past, tell him that they need him to counter the balance of the intergalactic civil war that is raging in their part of the universe... not forgetting, Chan-wook Park's new film : IM A CYBORG BUT THATS OK .. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

I think remember those things...

Books:

the ones that have liquor hidden inside them, for those long nights of pain and suffering that usually follow the long days bestowed upon me by whomever runs this damned life, well maybe I overstepped my boundaries, I mean...my life isnt that bad, Im doing some good things, and happiness is a sunbeam, that hits the window of my room, as often a century old tree falls in some unexplored part of the woods.

Heroes:

that guy that goes up and down in the thingy that goes through traffic like wooo, and Im like yeah!......and most importtantly of all, Jonah Matranga. specially if Jonah , is the guy riding the thingy that goes up and down and through traffic, cause then he would probably write an amazing song about it.and then there is Vincent:

My Blog

the one thing we did not want to happen

  I shall be at the hall where lithuanian knights gather to dance and drink and screw, tonight, in order to celebrate this heavy existance that has tallied up yet another year mile to its journey...
Posted by eduardo on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 01:27:00 PST

---> attention all Bands that read this space!

    Most of you added me randomly, and I wouldn't have chosen to have added  you if I wasn't interested in your sound, I am a Baltimore based artist, and have recently, through kno...
Posted by eduardo on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 12:12:00 PST

...this is my chance to fall apart

    I wanted a chance to tell people that, after 7 years of learning to drink in Baltimore, I am finally leaving it for good. I made the decision to go back to London earlier in the yea...
Posted by eduardo on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 02:29:00 PST

too many words, and I can hear em'

   after a particularly shitty week,friday night climaxed itself into a particularly upsetting night, and I am thankful to a couple of guys that, by just being them, made me go home and feel...
Posted by eduardo on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 12:05:00 PST

"Oh no sir, I must say you're wrong, I must disagree"

  This is weird, I think I went on a Law & Order watching binge the other day, and I picked up on a strange L&O nuance, I had just got the DVD of the original series, when it was airing i...
Posted by eduardo on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 10:14:00 PST

tracy chapman

march 1st : national "delete my myspace profile" day? anyone? ...well I maybe wont have the balls to go through with it in the end, I mean I am a little addicted to it, But I am thinking about it! whi...
Posted by eduardo on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 10:47:00 PST

I have dismantled the robot professor...

... and this is my victory dance!          2006 was a surprisingly good year for movies, and I certainly got to see a whole bunch of good ones over that 12 month span that spe...
Posted by eduardo on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 06:26:00 PST

everything i say to you is gonna come out wrong anyway...

...but to you all, a happy turning of a shiity year into whai can hope will be a less shitty year. But at the end of the day we can't help but be attached to this downward spiral of shittyness, we can...
Posted by eduardo on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 09:38:00 PST

no one uses the phone anymore...

... and i all went erotically wrong!( line i heard today that made me chuckle! suposedly the catchphrase from an 80's skin flick trailer)In any case, I saw this today, and thought it worthy of a post,...
Posted by eduardo on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 10:41:00 PST

when life gives you lemons...

... pull out your shitlist and see who's gonna be first to get citrus on their eyes!
Posted by eduardo on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 10:54:00 PST