I like movies, music, bowling, beer, fast cars, hot chicks, hot cars, fast chicks, not working, sleeping, eating, pooping (everybody's gotta do it, so you might as well enjoy it), going on adventures and your mom.
Oh man... so many people I would like to meet.. Lets start with your mom, of course, I hear she is a lovely lady... Also, Christopher Walken (Whoa Man!), Dave Grohl, Jim Carrey, Chuck Norris, Mr. T, MC Hammer, Jesus, Bill Gates (He has so much money, I'm sure he could spot me a few grand), Jack White, Robert VanWinkle (Vanilla Ice), hot girls, Maynard James Keenan, Eddie Veder and Batman.... Almost forgot Jon Stewart.. (I'm a freakin' idiot.... You'll see...)
Nirvana, Tool, Pearl Jam, Thrice, Foo Fighters, Say Anything, Vendetta Red, Beatles, Led Zeppelin, MXPX, Bad Religion, Modest Mouse, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Meat Puppets, Leadbelly, Buzzcocks, Death Cab For Cutie, Postal Service, Aerosmith, Queen, The Who, Rise Against, Brand New, White Stripes, Raconteurs, Oasis, Muse, Weezer, Deftones, Radiohead, A Perfect Circle, Vanilla Ice, Ludacris, 2Pac, Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Subways, Arctic Monkeys, Transplants, N.E.R.D., and a lot more I just can't think of right now... so GET OFF ME!!
Oh man, this is gonna be almost as hard as music! Lets see... Superbad, Beerfest, Forrest Gump, Shawshank Redemption, American Psycho, Donnie Darko, Anchor Man, Talladega Nights, Waiting..., Wedding Crashers, How Stella Got Her Groove Back, Taxi Driver, Pulp Fiction, Sin City, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1, 2 & 3, Big Labowski, Brick, Thank You for Smoking, Mean Creek, Deer Hunter, Lord of War, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, I Heart Huckabees, Broken Flowers, Boondock Saints, Dangerous Lives of Alter Boys, Lost in Translation, Life Aquatic, Game of Death, Sidekicks, Joe Dirt, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Me, Myself & Irene, 40 Year Old Virgin, Lucky # Slevin... again, a ton more I can't think of right now, I used to work in a movie store for God's sake!
Arrested Development is probably the most amazing show ever. I don't have time for TV, plus I don't have cable anymore so whats the point? I watch the news and the Discovery Channel because that is all that I get. Oh, how my heart longs for anything on Comedy Central.. The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Reno 911, South Park, I also like me a good stand-up special... I still get Fox so I can watch Family Guy.. ATHF!!! If you don't know what that is then go away, you're ugly.. and stupid.. Just kidding.. But seriously..
The Da Vinci Code was pretty good.. And Cat in the Hat.. I like those too.. I'm a fan of pretty much anything with pictures. I'm not really a book guy, I'd rather just read the newspaper.. I read the shit out of newspapers!! What can I say? I like to know whats happening in the world around me..
Your mom, my mom, Chuck Norris, sharks, Mr. T, Kurt Cobain, Dave Grohl, Batman, Terd Furgison, Jon Stewart, Abraham Lincoln and last but not least, Jesus. (I love you Jesus!)