Bob Wales Band

Late one night, when the people of Cozerton Village were fast asleep, some of the children awoke when they heard a man singing in the streets, Buddhiak Johnson! And he does the Boogidy-boogidy Wumpus Dance and he sings a song that only they can hear! "Chugha-chugha-chugha... Chugha-chugha-chugha... Come Hug-ger-tons, Come Coz-er-tons... Come Hug-ger-tons, and Coz-er-tons... " and the children, some of them (many of them!), went to their doors and unlatched the chains and walked into the dark night where they began to dance like Him! Two step clap, and two step clap! Two steps clap and two steps clap! "Do you still wanna dance? Do you still wanna dance?" he sang to them. He was smiling, "Cause I pooted in my pants! Cause I pooted in my pants!" The children were laughing, and they are happy, and their parents eyes were open wide and they could not speak and they could not move! It was Buddhiak Johnson that came from inside of their dreams, out of their nightmares to steal their children away! Chugha-chugha-chugha... Chugha-chugha-chugha...

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