Found Words |
I found this on a friend's blog, and had to read it over and over again. I can remember a few times in my life when these stanzas would have been perfect. For the record, nobody should take thi... Posted by Chris of the Lane on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 06:46:00 PST |
2/8/2006 |
Dear hours in the day,
-----Go, and be fruitful. Multiply! Embrace your innate sexual urges and let's get some more hours made-- let's shoot for 30 hours per day for starters. Come on now, I'v... Posted by Chris of the Lane on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 09:52:00 PST |
today |
Apparently....11 shots of goldshlager is enough.....
-chris of the lane Posted by Chris of the Lane on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 09:28:00 PST |
1/30/06 |
Dear bed, Hello!! **plop** Posted by Chris of the Lane on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 07:07:00 PST |
1/3/06 |
Dear eyes,Why? Why? Why? I've never had any allergies before, let alone in my own home. Why all of a sudden are you irritated 24/7? The Benadryll doesn't seem to be doing all that much, and frankly...... Posted by Chris of the Lane on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 08:07:00 PST |
12/19/05 |
Dear 11:00am tomorrow,
You are my hero. I will love and cherish you forever, for once you are in my arms there can be no evil. You will occur at the post-mortem of my culminating final. You...y... Posted by Chris of the Lane on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 03:25:00 PST |
12/12/05 |
Dear ears,
I'm very sorry for what I've put you through this week. I know sitting in the synthesis lab for 11 hours straight without stopping to eat or rest or think clearly meant some torture f... Posted by Chris of the Lane on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 09:56:00 PST |
12/4/05 |
Dear Snow,
Welcome back! I wasn't expecting to see you this morning, but when I woke up and lazily looked outside you had already come around to stake your claim on the ground, treetops, cartops... Posted by Chris of the Lane on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 07:00:00 PST |
12/3/05 |
Dear Computer,
While I appreciate all of the wonderful things you do for me I have a few requests. 1) Could you please just work all the time? I know that's a big one, and fairly unrealistic, bu... Posted by Chris of the Lane on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 01:39:00 PST |
C:\run LIFE.exe |
Goal ..1: Make apartment livable again.
Goal ..2: Find my desk under the small country of papers and cables that have laid seige upon it.
Goal ..3: Stop checking e-mail every 30 minutes and ... Posted by Chris of the Lane on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 04:15:00 PST |