THE THINGS THAT MAKE ME TICK......laughing until it hurts, getting twated on wine before you go out, cheeky nights out, no-so cheeky nights out, any nights out, winning playing for cardinal newman, winning in 5-aside, winning tackles i have no right to win, winning in any type of football, winning in general, scoring headers, arguing with referees, getting booked, shouting obsenties when some1 is about to strike the ball, winding the opposition up, the lerds, birds with banter, ripping girls with good banter, birds with good teeth, going the match, watching the match on t.v, listening to the match on the radio, the match in general,THINGS THAT GRIND MY GEARS........scallys, posers, tight bastards, essays, exams, interviews, paying so much for petrol, losing, stayin in, going home after a night out, the end of the season, people who don't text back, havin the worst ankles that swell up after the slightest knock
