Top 10 Things that I Think and You'll Probably Disagree With:
10. Mentally retarded people prove that God has a sense of humor. In fact, the sole reason God put retards on Earth is so that normal people can laugh with Him.9. Oh, yeah. In regards to number 10: there is no God.
8. Violence solves everything.
7. On a dollar bill, it should read: "This note is legal tender for all debts public and private, and can be exchanged for happiness."
6. Water is bad for you.
5. Sucrose (sugar) is its own food group. 5-27 servings are recommended per day.
4. Fat people don't deserve to live. I don't care if you have a "gland problem", you're still a shame to your species! As a matter of fact, anybody with a double-chin, or a bulbous gut is hereby classified under thier own species: tubbivius fatlardicus.
3. Smoking, drinking, doing drugs, and/or French poodles can never kill you...but being dumb enough to get near any of them can.
2. You know all the stuff I've said here is true, you just don't want to admit it. C'mon, admit it. I mean, seriously, look at number 7. When was the last time you had a bunch of money and weren't happy? And number 5? Everybody loves candy! You like candy, don't you? Well, you should be ashamed of yourself. Because of you, I had to write numbers 4 and 10...you disgust me...
1. Mullets are cool.