As I said I write. On top of that I collect and know about obscure movies. Like foreign titles, but not those crappy foreign titles you American only know about because they won some too deep for it’s own good award. I mean regular ass imports. Namely ones from Hong Kong and Japan, with out being dubbed… because it ruins the dialogue. But you wouldn’t know that if you only saw what other people told you were good and had no sense of taste in finding your own movies to like… jackass. Oh and I like insulting people that deserve it too. Kinda like my own form of reverse motivation. Doing random things and events is also and interest… and other stuff too, but I can’t remember right now.
I'd like to meet:
Well first off, fun people. But you know actually fun people. I don’t want to waste any time on people that believe that they are fun people and that they are so fun to be around, but they in actuality are not. Then I’d like to meet a few zombies, you know to kill some and keep one as a pet. That way if you are not a fun person that is convinced you’re fun… you get fed to my pet zombie… yeah that would be fun. Oh and I can’t forget that I want to meet a leper in my lifetime… crude of course, but I need proof that they exist and are not someone’s practical joke. And Jesus, I am very interested in meeting the world’s first party magician… plus that whole water into wine thing. I mean I’ll have him over at all my parties. Then someone from the zoo, so they can give me an okapi… cause it’s the funniest animal alive… yes funnier than the platypus, even though both show that if god were real he has one hell of a sense of humor. Aside from all that I’d settle for Barney the dinosaur, so I could see that he looks like. Then I wish I could meet a real dinosaur to fight Barney to the death. Once I get all that, more fun people. That way we can laugh about all that funny stuff. I guess what I am trying to get at here is that I would like to meet people that know how to have a good time, not those that suck, and an okapi, and some zombies, and you know Jesus, Barney and a real dinosaur to eat him… oh and maybe some Smurfs… yeah that’s all I’m asking for… and if it’s not too much trouble a ostrich burger… wait what was the question again?
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Music:
Yes, I like music. Good music too, but you know that’s all based on the individual perception. But unlike some assholes out there I am not going to say that my music is the best and your’s sucks… because I don’t know what you listen to, and don’t really care much either. But I will tell you that I am rather prone to brass instruments…
Movies:
Christ… okay well as I stated earlier I have over 600 DVDs. They run from sitcoms (that’s my bush, South Park, Family Guy, In living Color, Chapelle’s Show, Titus), to 80’s films (Tango and Cash, Garbage Pail kids, Legend, Masters of the Universe, Pee Wee’s Big adventure), to imports (Tom-yum-Goong, Ameile, Monty Python’s Meaning of life, Arahan, Banlieue 13, Battle Royale, Tricky Brains) to regular ass movies (BasketBall, Logan’s Run. The Man with the Screaming Brain, Lord of War, Forced Vengeance, Layer Cake). Most of my movies are obscure and I can’t help from picking out of the bargain bin at stores… you’d be surprised how many movies don’t suck. There’s plenty to choose from, but I still don’t have anything to watch. And it takes a lot of time but my top ten are: 10) Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, 9) Dragon Tiger Gate, 8) Kung Fu Hustle, 7) Cannibal: The musical, 6) Return of the Killer Tomatoes, 5) Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead, 4) Orgazmo, 3) Labyrinth, 2) Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, 1) Army of Darkness…
Oh and let it be known that Chuck Norris, Steven Chow, Bruce Campbell and Robert Downey Jr. are the best…
Television:
Nope, don’t watch that stuff. I mean except for the occasional South Park or family Guy episode I download, I don’t watch TV. They took away great shows like Titus and I never forgave them. And if you don’t know what Titus is… well go and find out. But who needs TV when you have a computer filled with great stuff like Tale Spin, Pirates of Dark Water, more obscure movies, Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers, Power Rangers, Super Sentai, Kamen Rider, and of course plenty of Anime… with a lot of Robots… did I mention I like robots? Not you know like like, but am fond of. But yeah, don’t watch regular TV.
Books:
As much as I’d like to go and name all the books I have read and were sorta fond of, I am not going to. Books are okay, but I can get bored of them. Yes I am a writer that does not like to read I know, so get over it. But one book I am fond of is the soon to be “Something Less than a Book.†If you don’t already know, that’s the title to my autobiography that I am finishing up. So keep your eyes open. (insert product placement here.)
Heroes:
Turkey, honey mustard, Munster Cheese, with halal bacon on rye… but seriously I don’t watch that show. But seriously, why have a hero when you can save people yourself. But not like from evil villains, because no matter how fun that would be they don’t really exist… you know except for The Man. “We all have the makings to be heroes, but most of you have to stop bitching first.†-- Rob
