HOWDY! i like to start things off strong, hence the "HOWDY". i like a lot of things and hate a lot of things. i love music and cooking. JUSTIN. i go to school for cooking. i have a stuffy nose in august and september. it sucks. i play the guitar and its basically the only thing that i do. im fascinated with past cultures and time periods cuz the present one blows. JUSTIN. not all of it but...most of it.
i have a large interest in cars but it doesnt show that often. im also very smart-assed and mean. i have a few good friends but not many cuz im hard to put up with apparently. JUSTIN.OH, and apparently, im a "social butterfly". my friend Harvest told me that. shes a hippy...so that may help explain that. im a gemini. thats why im a social butterly. i like to ramble a lot. i also lie constantly. it amuses me. i like to see how much i can get away with. its fun to me. i have a very bland look on life. when life gives you lemons, complain until you get lemonade. i love to cook and im going to the second best culinary school in the nation. the end.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66%
Stability |||||||||||| 50%
Orderliness |||| 16%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious |||||||||||| 50%
Hedonism |||||||||| 36%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 43%
Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56%
Self absorbed |||||| 23%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 43%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||||||||||| 50%
Dependency |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Sexuality |||||||||| 36%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 43% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Basics
Name: joe
Nickname: asian joe
Birthdate: may 23, 88
Hometown: seoul? chicago? crete?
Current Town: wait...what? thats very confusing. crete
Gender: dude haha
Looks
Hair Color: black
Eye Color: dark brown
Height: 5'5 with the right shoes
Weight: 140?
Style of Clothes: whatever
Style of Shoes: kickass
Most Appealing Feature: i have sexy shoulder muscles
Piercings: none besides my left nut but that was total accident
Tatoos: i have "dad" across my left asscheek
Family
Mom's Name: terri
Dad's Name: vince
Brothers: none
Sisters: marianne
Any Pets?: 5 cats
Favorites
Food: anything tasty
Drink: green apple smirnoff and vault
TV Show: spongebob squarepants
Movie: hmm...honestly, american graffiti probably
Car: camaro
Band or Artist: van halen
Book: crazy from the heat by david lee roth
Place to Hangout: anywhere
Can you...
Draw: barely
Cook: like a fuckin madman haha
Play an instrument: guitar very well according to ppl that know me
Play any sports: im asian, we dont know what sports are except for the freaks that play baseball. we shun those ppl in the homelands
Act: yes, im a terrific liar!
Sing: i can, not well
Dance: i grind like no other!
Shoot a gun: who cant shoot a gun?
Fight: never been in one
Drive: yup, tested that one many times
School
Clubs or sports: track, speech. everything else was gay
Number Students in grade: shit if i care
Mascot: stupid ass foam spartan thing
Favorite class: the ones taught by pushovers
Favorite teacher: mr. culloton but he wasnt a pushover, just an awsome guy
Future Career: chef or dead beat living in danny gado's basement with pj
Number of schools attended: 2
In the opposite sex
Single?: wait...do i want a single person in the opposite sex? anyway im single
Looking around?: what? sure
Orientation: straight but bi is more than alright
Hair color: nothing trashy
Hair length: shoulder or shorter unless worn up
Eye color: purple
Height: doesnt matter as long as i dont need a
Weight: nothing too big and nothing too skinny. too skinny is creepy
Personality: one that can keep up with mine
Interests: dolphins and splitting the atom
Taste in clothes: nothing too extreme
Taste in music: doesnt matter as long as its not new "country", cuz new country can suck my dick
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend but have a crush on someone else?: no
Have you ever...
Sky dived: no
Been out of the country: yes. korea and japan
Been out of the state: yes
Skinny dipped: nope i dont need to be made fun of more
Snuck out of the house: never had to/too lazy
Been to a beach: numerous times
Kissed a stranger: um, no
Been dumped: nope
Dumped someone: yup
Been on TV: not that i know of but maybe
Been on stage: a stage, yes
Stolen something: PUMA JACKET!!!
Been arrested: yup, for reckless driving and drag racing
Been shot with a paintball: yes, right in the ass! the dickhead shot me in the ass!
Seen someone die: in videos and shit
Been in a car accident: yup, not that long after being arrested
Something to end it with
What languages do you speak?: english, bad english, and latin
Which ones fluently?: bad english
When was the last time you've been in a relationship?: shit...way to long ago
What do people find most interesting about you?: my music skills or my cars
What was the craziest thing you've ever done?: married a hooker in vegas with a fake ID. bad idea.
What was the hardest thing you've ever done?: divorced my wife on the way back from vegas
Do you like something that people would find weird or funny, name it?: i LOVE spongebob squarepants!!!
What is your AIM or Yahoo screen name?: outsider1254, plz...if anyone contacts me, no weirdos
Do you have a rubber bracelet?: i used to wear a rubber band
If so, what does it say?: nothin, but the box said office max
What item would you want to get the most?: '69 SS Camaro. or an assload of money
Have you ever been to a Warped Tour?: no. what a random ass way to end the survey
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What kind of muscle car are you?
1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28
You are a 1968 Chevrolet Camaro Z28. You love your car....your friends love your car and thats whats most important to you! Your car really hauls ass! You feel bad that they aren't making Camaros anymore....but don't worry...cuz you know they'll be back!
You Are 15% Left Brained, 85% Right Brained
The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.
The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.
Are You Right or Left Brained?
JOE --
[noun]:
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Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: What do I get - Buzzcocks
Waking up: D'Yer Mak'er - Led Zeppelin
Average day: The Science of Selling Yourself Short - Less Than Jake
First date: Take Your Mama Out - Scissor Sisters
Falling in love: Just Like Heaven - The Cure
Love scene: Born Slippy - Underworld
Fight scene: Sympathy for the Devil - Rolling Stones
Breaking up: With or Without You - U2
Getting back together: Betterman - Pearl Jam
Secret love: Why Can't I Touch It - The buzzcocks
Life's okay: Under the Tracks - Creeper Lagoon
Mental breakdown: Paint it Black - The Rolling Stones
Driving: 1979 - Smashing Pumpkins
Learning a lesson: Everlong - Foo Fighters
Deep thought: The Scientist - Coldplay
Flashback: The World Has Turned and Left Me Here - Weezer
Partying: Starry Eyed Suprise - Crazytown
Happy dance: Great American Sharpshooter - Less Than Jake
Regreting: Porcelain - Moby
Long night alone: Let Down - Radiohead
Death scene: My Weakness - Moby
Closing credits: Closing Time - Semisonic
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