Austin

About Me

I'm Austin. I play a lot of instruments (Piano, Guitar, Bass, Drums, Harmonica, Bass Clarinet). I hang out, goof off and tell jokes. I'm in love with my girlfriend Kristen and have been for over a year now. Maybe one of these days I'll get up the courage to ask her out. Anyway... I generally dislike firefighters (the young asshole ones) and I may possibly have the answer to every question.

My Interests

Goofing off, telling jokes, making fun of hardcore liberals and 9/11 conspiracy theorists. Bet you've never seen a duck do THAT before.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet Rebecca Romaine-Lettuce and Anna Cornucopia

Well, not really.

I love how if a male teacher has sex with a female student everyone says "he's a pervert" and gets thrown in jail, but if a female teacher has sex with a male student everyone says "Love knows no age".

What kind of bullshit is that?

Music:

I like 80's stuff only. Everything else suxorz my nutzorz.

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