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The Real Sloper...Not One Of These Fake Ones.

If Life Is A Roller-Coaster...Im Going Up In The World.

About Me

so i decided to delete the old description cuz it was crap so il do a new-unwell my names chris sloper (sloper to those who give a damn) im 18 and live in harrogate...pretty little town too much chavv-tastic action and expensive crap. im currently working and cant be arsed with collage or "futher Education".My hobbies include some general bull like cars bikes n stuff but i lurve fasion (dont pay attention to the photos thats home-crap i wear) im fairly a sharp dresser but my wit is sharper. i think im funny but havent bothered to ask someone who could be bothered listening so to that i say "Are you listening...no?...if im funny remain silent" Ww...what you on about" "oh for F**k Sake"

My Interests

wow this myspace is repetative...repetative.. um intrests rugby is about as exiting as it gets im afraid.

I'd like to meet:

probbaly someone with similar intrest blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda who likes drinking and having a good 'ol time etc etc and the inventer of the cheese sandwich...id shake his hand and pass him branston pickle and say "it aint a sarni without branston"

Music:

any dance n R'n B has to have a good rythm to it or i harass the DJ/artist and refuse to dance

Movies:

The Warriors,Monty Python Holy Grail,Kung-fu hustle,football factory,ID,Greenstreet and all time favorite Children Of Men.

Television:

futurama,family guy,simpsons,scrubs,southpark,my wife and kids, that 70's show, half and a half,CNN(lol?)

Books:

what are these things you call "books?"

Heroes:

again it would have to be Bernard Matthews when the going got tough and he was dishing out corrupt turkey he dissapeared...simply amazing