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About Me

The Church of Brentology is the official Church for people who don't care much for Religion, but love being affiliated with large groups of people who have no apparent basis in reality.

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We accept anyone who is not a dickweed.

My Blog

I'm trying to think of a new word...

  I need a word to describe the feeling of horrible dread you get when you realize you've accidentally botched getting crazy awesome sex.  Anybody? I can think of at least four different occasions w...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 05:54:00 GMT

Brent versus the technologies.

So I guess you heard.  Apparently I'm now to old to work a computer.  Well, actually the computer I'm fine with, but when it comes to linking to a myspace blog, I'm 78.  What's the deal...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 09:49:00 GMT

Living Dangerously in 2009

  Yeah, I know what you're thinking.  I'm far from dangerous, I know.  I have an insane fear of death, because unlike most of the world around me, I understand that when I die, there's ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 09:41:00 GMT

Dear January, why can’t you be more like December?

Nothing personal January, I mean, for a month you're not the worst by any measure (I'm looking at you September.)  You do have a holiday, which is better than most, but honestly who are we kiddin...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2009 09:33:00 GMT

where I’ve been, what I’ve been doing

Hey folks, sorry it's so long between visits.  I just came by to tell you guys that I still love you.  Seriously, you guys are a confidence boost and it sucks to have to stay away so long, b...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 12:24:00 GMT

burning out hard on the social networks

  I'm not getting anything done this way.  I'm going to have to stop blogging.   I'll keep checking the site because I fucking love you guys, so anyone who needs me can still keep in to...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:18:00 GMT

Anybody do anything interesting last night?

   Me? I spent my evening deadlocked in mortal combat with a rabid, eight foot... err... inch wolf spider living beneath the concrete stairway in my front yard.  It ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 12:31:00 GMT

Why oh why did I eat so many friggin Pizza Rolls last night?

You guys, I ate so many pepperoni pizza rolls last night, you would not even believe it.  I'm serious, I ate something like 29 of them.  I was miserable. You might have guessed that I don't ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 06:13:00 GMT

Soooo. What are you guys up to?

   Sorry, I'm not feeling like such an antagonist today.  No real revolutionary urges to bring down the oppressive tyranists or anything.  I was just thinking to myself.  Woul...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 06:53:00 GMT

I get by with a little help...

  Just in case you guys don't know it, I really appreciate all the effort and time you've put into your discussions with me.  Even when the viewpoints are opposing and critical, everything w...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 06:04:00 GMT