Christopher Columbus I would ride him like a rough sea then gut him like a fish, take his gold and his fleet and rename every island after a piece of piratical man flesh that's given me pleasure.If only I'd been born in time.I be want'n that blonde kid from the Blue Lagoon and of course. Jean Laffite, Henry Every, Thomas Tew, Howell Davis, Stede Bonnet, Bartholomew Roberts.....mmmmmmm Jack Rackam....etc...