Here's to the smoldering bridges |
I love working the overnight shift because I can pretend that I'm a morning person, and be that beam of sickening sweet sunshine that everyone hates, when the morning crew come trudging in.I hate gett...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 06:22:00 GMT |
McDonalds Chronicles Part III: The Theme Song |
I need your help! As you might know, I have recently become a manager at the Hillsdale Mickey D's. And I'm looking for a great tune to become my official theme song. I've already drawn up some ideas, ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 21:14:00 GMT |
Shut up, Wendy. |
Sup with Wendy's? Their new advertising campaign gives me diarrhea every time i hear it, and not just because the lady who does them has the most piercing voice with the most 'hip' lingo she can muste...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 01:21:00 GMT |
I’m the man. |
Yeah, that's right. I'm the man. And I know everybody already knows it, but it never hurts to emphasize the point. I'm so manly, I was born with two Y chromosomes. Nurse was like "OMG you're the man, ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 00:06:00 GMT |
Why is a tall coffee the smallest size? |
The day will come when someone will look you in the eye and attempt to reassure you with some ridiculous proverb they probably read in a greeting card or on a bathroom stall. When this happe...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 20:57:00 GMT |
Faster than a speeding bulletin... |
The Myspace Bulletin Board has become the epicenter for ignorance on the internet. I see titles like "OMG I'M PREGNANT" or "TRY HARD NOT TO LAUGH!" and reluctantly click the link. Oh, I have learned m...
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 23:26:00 GMT |
McDonalds Chronicles Part II: The Jobs |
DRIVE-THRUWorking the drive-thru is how I get my kicks. It’s a very repetitive job, so to keep oneself sane, one must have a little fun. Interaction with the customers allows for an infinit...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 23:15:00 GMT |
Understanding Your Tank |
Let me preface this by saying that if you don't play World of Warcraft, this will make absolutely no sense to you, and while it is entertaining, you will probably get nothing more than an occasional c...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 16:15:00 GMT |
McDonalds Chronicles Part I: The Rant |
Everyone needs a vent. And my blogorrhea outlet of choice is Myspace; it holds a lot of crap quite well. I've been meaning to start an analysis and general idea discharge of my current job for a ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 23:06:00 GMT |
High school assignment BS at its finest |
The following is a "poem" assembled by the collective creative geniuses of Shaun Parris, Duane Hoffman, and myself in the year of 2005. Actually, not so much Duane. The assignment was to create an epi...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 20:51:00 GMT |
