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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who won't piss me off. That list grows smaller by the day. I have a huge crush on Rachael Ray - a woman who looks like that and can cook like that it A-OK with me!I'd also really like to meet Sarah Silverman, since I might just be in love with her. Here's a reason why. Sarah Silverman - Porn Star Song

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Your Personality Is Like Marijuana
You're laid back and easy going, so much so that taking a shower is often too much trouble for you!
Nevertheless, you're quite popular, and many people enjoy your company. You're rarely turned down.
You're prone to giggle fits, paranoia, and forgetting where you are exactly. What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

Music:

Anything that sounds good - I have a eclectic taste. Everything from classical (Beethoven, Mozart, etc.) to metal (Pantera, System of a Down, Metallica, etc.) to rap and everything in between. If you were to look at my MP3 collection, you'd swear I had multiple personalities.
*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:

Basics:
Name: Matthew/Matt
Date of Birth: 04/21/1980
Birthplace: Holland, MI
Current Location: also Holland, MI
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: light brown/"blonde #7"
Height: 5'3"-5'4" - not tall
Heritage: 1/2 Dutch, 1/4 German, 1/4 English
Piercings: tongue and both nipples; I kinda want my lip or labret (sp?) too
Tattoos: just one for now; look in my pictures if you wanna see it
Favourite:
Band/Singer: tough choice, but I'll say Tool
Song: I like Sober, but there are so many kick-ass songs it's ridiculous
Movie: look at my page for a few examples
Disney Movie: Spirited Away and The Emperor's new Groove
TV show: Scrubs and Law & Order: SVU
Color: blue I guess
Food: all of it - I like to cook so I like to eat, too
Pizza topping: pepperoni, sausage, onion, peppers
Ice-Cream Flavor: Ben & Jerry's Phish Food, Mackinac Island Fudge, Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
Drink (alcoholic): beer, rum
Soda: hmm ... been liking Mountain Dew a lot again lately
Store: the liquor store
Clothing Brand: don't have one
Shoe Brand: I guess if I had to pick, I lke Converse
Season: spring, but autumn in Michigan is beautiful
Month: April - it's my birthday!
Holiday/Festival: um, my birthday; otherwise, Halloween
Flower: flour
Make-Up Item: lipstick rings around my ... um, I like when chicks wear make-up ;)
Board game: Trivial Pursuit
This or That
Sunny or rainy: sunny
Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
Fruit or veggie: fruit
Night or day: night - less chance of getting caught! ;)
Sour or sweet: hmm ... sweet, although Sweet-n-Sour is awesome
Love or money: love
Phone or in person: in person
Looks or personality: personality; looks fade
Coffee or tea: coffee - couldn't live without it
Hot or cold: hmm ...
Your:
Goal for this year: set some goals
Most missed memory: I forgot
Best physical feature: my eyes
First thought waking up: "Being awake sucks. I like to sleep."
Hypothetical personality disorder: this question puzzles me
Preferred type of plastic surgery: I'd get liposuction, but that's about it
Sesame street alter ego: Oscar
Fairytale alter ego: Robin Hood
Most stupid remark: *snicker* don't ask
Worst crime: I plead the fifth
Greatest ambition: to live a life of meaning
Greatest fear: to die without having an impact, and without letting people know how I feel
Darkest secret: yeah, like I'd tell you!
Favorite subject: myself
Strangest received gift: none of my gifts have been all that strange
Worst habit: smoking, or drinking too much
Do You:
Smoke: indeed
Drink: indeed
Curse: fuck yeah, bitch
Shower daily: sometimes twice
Like thunderstorms: sure
Dance in the rain: I have before, so ... yes?
Sing: poorly
Play an instrument: poorly
Get along with your parents: sure
Wish on stars: I don't see the point, but okay
Believe in fate: I'm beginning to
Believe in love at first sight: that's still called lust
Can You:
Drive: better than you
Sew: I'm okay
Cook: damn right I can!
Speak another language: sorta ... Spanish, for the most part
Dance: only my "corny white boy" dance, meant to get laughs
Sing: didn't I just answer this?
Touch your nose with your tongue: nope, but why don't you ask what I can do with it?
Whistle: I'm okay
Curl your tongue: yes
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: oh yeah
Been Stoned/High: on a daily at one point
Eaten Sushi: yeah, it's not bad
Been in Love: I have; made me the cynic I am today
Skipped school: almost more than I went
Made prank calls: hasn't everyone?
Sent someone a love letter: I have; I wonder if she's thrown it away?
Stolen something: once or twice
Cried yourself to sleep: I don't think so
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? ignorance
Are you right or left handed? righty for most things
What is your bedtime? whenever I feel like it
Name three things you can't live without: oxygen, food, and water - DUH!
What is the color of your room? I have no room
Do you have any siblings? yes
Do you have any pets? two cats - Max and Murphy
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? no - it is not healthy to hate, and murder is wrong
What is you middle name? James
What are you nicknames? Cactus, Short Dude
Are you for or against gay marriage? for - love knows no limits
What are your thoughts on abortion? I couldn't do it, but I don't have a uterus so ultimately it's not my call
Do you have a crush on anyone? indeed ;)
Are you afraid of the dark? not really
How do you want to die? spontaneous combustion
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? um, like maybe two or three? what an odd question.....
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? absolutely
What is the last law you’ve broken? I (still) plead the fifth
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: non-blonde (although if she is blonde, coloring it works; hair color is not as important as compatibility, though)
Eye color: I like blue eyes, but all in all ... see parenthetical reference above
Height comparable to me
Weight just don't be gross-looking and it's fine
Most important physical feature: she's gotta have pretty eyes to stare at
Biggest turn-off being a dumb bitch
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Television:

Scrubs is my favorite show. I like cartoons (including some, but not all, anime), I like Discovery, Food Network, History Channel, stuff like that. Also, I try to watch Jeopardy!, but that doesn't happen enough.Here's some Scrubs right now. Don't smother your kids. adopt your own virtual pet! adopt your own virtual pet! adopt your own virtual pet! adopt your own virtual pet!

Books:

I prefer magazines, really. Books are OK, but usually when I read the stuff I like to read - which consists of books about mass murders/serial killers, Satanists, and other "fringe" cultures - people look at me strange.
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Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"So, you're a cannibal." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
You Are 61% Sexy
Your Sex Appeal Is: Extremely High
You're very sexy. You just have that certain something that takes over a room.
You know how to attract, entice, and keep whoever you want. You are truly appealing. How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?
You Have Fantastic Karma
You are a kind, sensitive, and giving person.
And all your good deeds will pay off - if they haven't already.
But you're not so concerned with what you get in return anyway.
You have an innate caring nature - and nothing can change that! How's Your Karma?
You Are Heineken
You appreciate a good beer, but you're not a snob about it.
You like your beer mild and easy to drink, so you can concentrate on being drunk.
Overall, you're a friendly drunk who's likely to buy a whole round for your friends... many times.
Sometimes you can be a bit boring when you drink. You may be prone to go on about topics no one cares about. What's Your Beer Personality?This one actually made me laugh...
You Are 55% Borderline
You have some symptoms of borderline personality disorder.
If you feel like you're more than a little dramatic, you may want to investigate further. Do You Have a Borderline Personality?

Heroes:

Life is not defined by the things you have, but by the lives you touch. People who are true to themselves, true to their loved ones, and true to their beliefs are the real heroes in life. You have a sexual IQ of 142
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Taurus
You are very stubborn, and your withdrawn nature makes you irresistible to hotties. You like sex to be romantic and passionate, and you know just how to make it that way. Your partners cannot resist your spontaneous and gentle nature. Sex matches: Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Imaginative, erotic, passionate
You prefer to have one partner and to try everything with them. You have an enormous sexual appetite, and you often create sexy scenarios to play out with your significant other.
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Your Wrestler Name Is...
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